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Welcome to the Wyvern’s Feast

Menu of the Mad Tavern Tonight We Dine Like Heroes The Dragonbone Diner Feast of Fang and Flame “Welcome to the Wyvern’s Feast” is a humorous fantasy tavern song where brave adventurers are presented with a menu of outrageous monster dishes. A theatrical, chant-along anthem perfect for D&D sessions, fantasy fans, and anyone who wonders what dragons taste like. fantasy tavern song, dnd food song, rpg tavern music, fantasy comedy song, medieval menu song, dnd funny song, wyvern wings, kraken stew, dragonfire chili, tabletop rpg music, fantasy feast song, bard tavern performance, epic funny fantasy Welcome, brave and hungry souls! Gold first… questions later! Step right in from rain and blade Where debts are paid and heroes made Hang your swords beside the fire We serve what kings and gods desire No rabbit stew nor farmer’s bread We cook what others fear or fled From mountain peak to ocean’s trench We roast the beast and brew the stench So loosen belts and count your coin Tonight your stomach joins the war! What’ll it be? What’ll it be? From fang and flame and cursed sea! Wyvern wing or Kraken stew? We’ve got a plate that bites back too! Eat it hot! Eat it fast! If you survive, dessert comes last! At the Wyvern’s Feast tonight — You either chew… or lose the fight! We’ve Phoenix eggs still glowing bright They hatched at least three times tonight Our Troll-bone broth heals broken knees (Results may vary, pay the fees) Mimic pie? It screams a bit Just stab it first and then you sit Dragonfire chili burns But bravery’s a thing one earns No refunds if it bites your hand That’s clearly stated on the stand! What’ll it be? What’ll it be? From dungeon dark to haunted sea! Griffin ribs or Basilisk? One wrong look — you’ll chew it brisk! Eat it bold! Eat it loud! Make the ancestors proud! At the Wyvern’s Feast tonight — Even hunger fears the bite! We’ve fed the brave, we’ve fed the mad We’ve fed the lich who left quite glad The paladin said grace before The rogue slipped extra out the door But every soul that takes a seat Must face the wrath of what they eat Chop it! Spice it! Don’t ask twice it! Boil it! Roast it! If it moves — we toast it! What’ll it be? What’ll it be? From cursed swamp to haunted tree! Raise your fork and test your fate! The dungeon’s on your dinner plate! Eat it hot! Eat it brave! No hero starves, no coward’s saved! At the Wyvern’s Feast tonight — We dine in fang and flame and bite! Kitchen’s closing at sunrise… If you’re still breathing.