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TheSpyCrap.exe [Creepy/Joke Pasta] (Halloween Special)

WARNING!!! IF YOU HAVE ANY HEART PROBLEMS OR ARE A LEETLE BABY MAN DON'T WATCH THIS VID PLS. IT'S SPOOKY ASF! Rough Script: The SpyCrap was young, small, and beautiful. Until one morning, he got very very ill. Deathly sick, like, beyond belief. It was just a mess. not pretty. but things were not all as they seemed for after that time, he was struck with a horrible plague. The Spy Crap was not a person anymore. but was in fact A ROBOT no wait, that's f*cking stupid. um. well. he like. werewolf. Maybe? No, he like. I kinda like the idea as if he like, turned into Christian Grey? But like, less violent, more kinky. but that's not really scary. ...honestly, that's pretty damn scary lol. But.. like. No, fine. We'll like. Okay. So he like. pff. idunno. Turns into a craB whenever there's a full moon. EXCEPT LIKE. THERE'S A FULL MOON ON HALLOWEEN WHICH MEANS HE BECOMES AN ULTRA CRAB. so teh spai crap wanted to go out with some m8s on halloween, but because of his condition, everyone would look at him and go OHMAHGRID IS A CRAB RUNNNN except like. They were all like, cool. so they decided they'd climb on his back and ride him into the sunset. ...except his name is spycrap. it doesn't even resemble a crab. So then they went straight to Valve HQ where they divulged daring information they said that Half Life 3 would never be released. But if you looked at Gaben closely in the eye, you'd see the illuminadi, and inside that illuminadi, is another illuminadi. Each triangle has 3 sides, and there are two of them. 6 + 2 = 8, but if you look closely, that's not an 8, it's a snowman. And a snowman has 3 heads. half life 3 confirmed. ...and then the crab form of SpyCrap drowned on the way back to the U.K.