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DRG Opal DD: "Fractured Tunnel" (solo scout)

Yes bosco, one death. Featuring overclocked firing mechanism gk2 + trifork volley crossbow + IFGs in Hollow Bough. I'm in the big leagues now - the real upper echelon of high society. Since getting monetized on youtube, I've earned a total of four cents from the handful of you adblockless fools. That's like, twice as many cents as is needed to share an opinion and I earned that coin from doing NOTHING - just like jesus intended. Now, you may be thinking "woah, slow down there, mr. money bags. Don't sell out so fast. The last thing the nouveau rich should do is berate the fresh source of funding that will, in 50 years, lead to free computer upgrades (once you balance the cost of electricity and sanity, and come to the realization that yes, you too, can sell plasma)". Of course I wouldn't just insult my newfound revenue stream then shamelessly sell out for a little bit of extra dosh. I'm not the type to succumb to the greed and treachery of capitalism for a little spare coin... a bit of that cheddar cheese, that crisp sliced cabbage, that peppermint gravy, ya dig. I've read Marx. I just ain't that kinda guy. Selling out is for ballgames and the only ball game I've ever played was with my ex-girlfriend, and you gotta believe I ain't doing that particular brand of kink ever again. I, your humble friend ojb, would never sell out. That's why today's video is sponsored by RAID SHADOW LEGENDS. RAID SHADOW LEGENDS are the shadowmen that raid your psyche and whisper secret wisdom such as "you should eat shampoo". These legends are always just slightly out of your line of sight, and if you whip your head fast enough you can see them lingering awkwardly next to your horse wallpaper. And if you're REALLY quick, you can even grab a hold of one just like you can a leprechaun or a small child. Don't be fooled if the grabbed shadowmen take the shape of an ordinary housecat (if you have a cat) or an ordinary housedog (if you have a dog) or an ordinary houseobject (if you have no pets) - trust me: the secrets are there - you just haven't imbibed enough shampoo to reveal the truth. --- Run stuff: Battle frenzy addict overdoses on frenzy; rejects secondary slot because "it stinko". Seriously, the spread on this turdfork volley is a bit wild - it should be renamed to widefork valley am i right, because valleys are wide haha xd. (NOTE TO GEEKS: yes, yes, I know you can get weird homing with a taser bolt up front, but it's clunky to set up and very slow. I've experimented with it enough in high density to come to the conclusion that it's very finicky and almost never worth the effort. For lower densities where your shots are less likely to be eaten by mr. presidents, it's fine. But still, if the target is wanting a full trifork blast it's probably dangerous, and having to spend that time getting in close or investing in pre-taser airbending is actually quite a tall ask). It might be cool to supplement your big whiffs with a secondary fire that ...idk... clumps up enemies in an overpowered manner, or perhaps explodes them in a fun AOE. Nah, those sound too fun and this is a channel built on suffering. The real bad-boy, hot-topic, dye-my-hair-black, bad-ass, leather-jacket shit is: lightning. In a bottle. And just like the real lightning in a bottle, you're left wondering who the hell thought it was a good idea to put lightning in that bottle in the first place. Somebody should call the fire marshal because there's no way this mason jar with a bit of sparky spark in it is gonna be safe for my shag carpets. I mean, we're not all benjamin franklins here, what the hell am i supposed to do with this electric shit, brenda? slow down a single bulk detonator? in this economy? --- STAGE ONE: who put these lousy pits next to the minehead? umm mission control, maybe put a bit more focus on your heavy machinery placements and a little less on your bevvie eh, chapo? STAGE TWO: molly, you slime. i wasted half this map's time just trying to find the last morkite and the other half trying to deposit it. fun fact: if you put two halves together, you get a whole. at least that's what the shadowmen tell me. my death was purely my fault for letting myself get flustered. it was a flusteringining. a flusterining. a fl. flusterification. fluster city: population me. STAGE THREE: robocop4's direct-to-vhs release. now featuring: electric tunnel. woah cool. definitely a bit of a high roll in terms of layout: rivals pe can go so much worse. STAGE FOUR: depression --- Loadout: 21211 Overclocked Firing Mechanism 31112 Trifork Volley IFG Perks: Dash / Iron Will Resupplier / Deep Pockets / Born Ready --- Highlights: 0:00 Build 0:32 Stage 1 12:34 Stage 2 35:31 Stage 3 50:37 final stats/json