“Horse Girl Rag,” a Folksy Pony Trot скачать в хорошем качестве

“Horse Girl Rag,” a Folksy Pony Trot

Some days I like to think about and acknowledge all the little things that I’m grateful for. One of them just so happens to be those girls who are inexplicably enamored by the hulking beasts that are horses. Just think about it: If all the horse girls of the world were to disappear one day, we would end up with hundreds of thousands of horses in need of shelter and care. With the drastic upturn in equine homelessness, I imagine many of us non-horse lovers would be obligated to take responsibility for their wellbeing. This, especially for people in more suburban areas like me, would be quite the task to undertake, since most of us are ill-equipped to care for, provide space to, and clean up after all of those big hecking horses. This in turn would lead to a plethora of logistical and spatial issues that without a doubt would lead to another major housing crisis, a complete crash of the world economy, and a second Communist uprising. And also the Bubonic Plague. So stay safe, kids, and next time you see a horse, be sure to remind it to thank its loving caregivers. Copyright ©️ 2025 Luca Talotta If you dare use this song without written permission I will feed you to a horse.