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The Council's Emergency Protocol: What To Do When Humans Start Being Suspiciously Polite Experience a hilarious tale of galactic proportions where humanity's most terrifying weapon isn't our technology or military might – it's our ability to be unexpectedly organized. When the aliens of the Galactic Council notice humans being suspiciously polite and efficient, they know something catastrophic must be approaching.' Follow Ambassador Blorp, a blob-like alien diplomat, as he investigates an unprecedented crisis: humans are showing up early to meetings, following proper protocols, and even filing paperwork correctly. Along with Senior Analyst Zip-Zoop (who has seventeen tentacles dedicated to data analysis) and Security Chief Krrrrk (an insectoid with anxiety issues), Blorp uncovers a conspiracy that threatens the entire galaxy. This story turns the traditional "Humanity, F*** Yeah!" genre on its head by suggesting that our species' most terrifying aspect isn't our prowess in battle, but our ability to weaponize bureaucracy when properly motivated. Watch as the galaxy's various species panic at the sight of humans using coasters, reading instruction manuals, and voluntarily attending non-mandatory meetings. Featuring a cast of unique alien characters including: Ambassador Blorp, whose worry-mucus serves as a barometer for galactic crisis Senior Analyst Zip-Zoop, whose seventeen tentacles are perfect for multitasking Security Chief Krrrrk, whose mandibles click in cosmic anxiety Junior Analyst Dave, the only human brave enough to maintain organized behavior for weeks The Hive Mind Collective, who takes seven minutes to enter an elevator Quantum Traders who enter hibernation at the first sign of human efficiency Vapor Beings who evaporate from stress And many more! Discover why the sight of humans being nice sends the galactic stock market into chaos, why perfect parking behavior is a sign of impending doom, and how properly filed paperwork can save the galaxy from ancient cosmic horrors. This story combines humor, bureaucracy, and cosmic horror in a unique blend that will leave you laughing while making you question whether being organized is actually a sign of apocalyptic events. Perfect for fans of: Douglas Adams' "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" Terry Pratchett's comedic science fiction Stories about humanity's unique place in the cosmos Tales that blend humor with cosmic horror Narratives that celebrate human chaos and creativity Learn why the Galactic Council eventually adopts the "Oh Void, They're Being Nice" protocol, and why three humans using coasters simultaneously is now classified as a Level Seven emergency. This story demonstrates that sometimes the most effective way to save the galaxy is through properly documented quantum weapons and malicious compliance with safety regulations. Whether you're a fan of science fiction, comedy, or just enjoy stories about aliens trying to understand human behavior, this tale offers a fresh and hilarious perspective on humanity's place in the universe. Join us for a journey where the real horror isn't the cosmic entities threatening to devour the galaxy – it's the sight of humans actually reading the manual. #GalacticBureaucracy #HumanityFY #SciFiComedy