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Presents from "Santa"

Dan and Phil discuss presents and stockings from their parents (or, as Phil insists, from "Santa") From Phil's 1 December 2012 YouNow Full liveshow:    • IT'S DECEMBER!!! (Phil's younow - FULL)   Partial transcript: Phil: In your house, did you get all your presents from Santa? Dan: No. One. Phil: One Santa present and then everything else from your parents. Yeah. 'Cause if Santa brought all of it, wouldn’t you be like, ‘My parents are so lazy’?” Dan: ‘Mum, you lazy bitch—’ Phil: [laughs] ‘Why didn’t you buy me anything?’ Dan: ‘God, you don’t appreciate your child. This Santa guy doesn’t even know me and he bought me a ton of crap.’ Phil: Do you get a stocking? Dan: Yeah. I still get a stocking. Phil: I get a stocking. Dan: I still actually like, my mum legitimately— Phil: No! Dan: —comes into my bedroom at like 2am— Phil: Your mum? What are you talking about? Dan: What do you mean? Oh, Santa. [rolls eyes] Phil: Santa brings it. Dan: Yeah. Phil: Does he— maybe Santa leaves it downstairs and then brings it into your bedroom. Dan: Well, no, sh— Santa used to sneak into my bedroom— Phil: Right. Dan: —but now, because I’m awake later than… Santa,— Phil: Yeah. Dan: —Santa is usually just awkwardly like, ‘Close your eyes, I’m just gonna hide this at the end of your bed!’ 'cause even though I’m— Phil: That sounds a bit creepy. Dan: —fricking twenty-one— Phil: Yeah. [laughs] Dan: [laughs] —I still get a stocking. Phil: Aww. Dan: It’s just filled with like shitty DVDs and stuff. Phil: You get DVDs? I get— do you know what I get? An apple, an orange, some Tipp-Ex— Dan: [laughs] You get fruit? Phil: I get Tipp-Ex every year! I talked about this last week, but...it’s just...I don’t understand. Dan: I think, like, I think my parents go to like, the erm— [...] What is it called, when you go to a shop and there’s like the...bucket of really cheap stuff? Phil: Poundland? Dan: [looks at Phil like he’s so done with him] No, when you’re in HMV or something, you twazzock. Phil: Ohhhh… Dan: Not Poundland. Phil: The bargain... bin. Dan: Yeah. —And just go, scoop, there we go, Dan’s Christmas sorted. Phil: Yeah.