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Urban Cowgirl of Chaos

Change your mind, change your mess. In this snarky Country Western song, “Urban Cowgirl of Chaos” turns a roadside circus into her personal mindset masterclass. Highway 1, kombucha, tofu jerky, influencer drama, and Wayne Dyer all walk into a honky-tonk… and Jolene Mae cashes them out at the register. Set in modern-day California (where yoga mats multiply faster than tumbleweeds), this song follows Jolene Mae, a fifty-year-old Urban Cowgirl of Chaos who runs a Western-themed gift shop off Highway 1. No cattle. No ranch. Just squeaky sparkly boots, neon signs, ocean views, and an endless stampede of tourists and influencers demanding “authentic cowboy vibes” and free samples. When a flip-flop warrior complains that her soy-sage-and-tofu jerky isn’t “authentically cowboy,” Jolene doesn’t spiral. She reframes. Suddenly, he’s not a problem; he’s an upsell: deluxe sampler, full price, bless his heart and send him on his way. When influencers show up with ring lights and “collab” pitches that somehow never involve actual money, she smiles like a small-town saint and slides the full retail brochure across the counter. Threaded through all the sarcasm is one stubborn line of wisdom: Wayne Dyer says, “If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change.” Jolene doesn’t just hang that quote on the wall; she rides it like a mechanical bull. Traffic becomes cattle. Supply shortages become “limited editions.” Meltdowns become eyeliner for the sky. The West Coast circus doesn’t stop being ridiculous, but the more she treats it like entertainment instead of punishment, the better it behaves. Musically, expect twangy guitars, honky-tonk piano, and a middle-aged female voice with grit, wisdom, and just enough eye-roll baked into every line. It’s Country Western for the 2020s: Pacific cliffs instead of prairie, kombucha instead of whiskey, but the same old truth—your perspective is the only thing you really get to ride. If you’ve ever worked retail, wrangled customers, run a small business, or just tried to keep your sense of humor in a world that feels like it’s permanently “under construction,” this one’s for you. Laugh, roll your eyes, sing along, and maybe, just maybe, change the way you look at your own circus. Because once you do, the things you look at just might change right back.