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5 best jokes about Russians

Do you think these jokes about Russians are far from the truth? Write in comments! Scene 1 Doctor: This medic is from insomnia. This one is from nervous breakdown. And also take this one from depression. Russian patient: Thank you very much, doctor. But do you have any other medicine besides vodka? Scene 2 Russian general: The Russian army ration provides everything a soldier needs in calories. A Russian soldier receives 2,000 calories per day. German general: Our soldiers are given 4,000 calories. A soldier needs a lot of energy. US general: Nonsense, Gentlemen. In. In the U.S. army, a private gets 8,000 calories daily. Russian general: How can you lie like that, Bill? A man cannot eat that much cabbage in one day. Scene 3 American and Russian arguing about where to live more freely. American: I can walk right up to the White House and shout "down with Donald Trump" and nothing bad will happen to me. Russian: Guess what? I can walk in front of the Kremlin and shout "down with Donald Trump" and nothing will happen to me either. Scene 4 Waiter: Gentlemen, I'm sorry, but your order cannot be fulfilled. And we have a problem with a shortage of beef due to the mad cow epidemic. We cannot cook steaks. Texan: What do you mean "shortage"? Russian: What is a "stake"? Man from New York docks: What do you mean by "Sorry"? Scene 5 American: When were the first Russian elections held? Russian: When God set Eve in front of Adam and said, well, go ahead, choose your wife.