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Trump's 20 Point Peace Plan in the Middle East - Parody Music Video

Step right up, folks, peace is on sale, Got a 20-point plan that’ll never fail! We’ll fix the Middle East in a weekend or two, Just sign here in blood — totally up to you. We’ll pave the rubble, paint it gold, Hire Tony Blair — he’s not too old. And if that doesn’t work, well, don’t be blue, We’ll just rename Gaza Mar-a-Lago 2. It’s peace!™ Brought to you by branding, Where the fine print’s always expanding. We’ll trade you war for a sponsorship deal, And slap a logo on the battlefield. Yes, peace!™ With a TV host flair, Now featuring drones, and Tony Blair. If this doesn’t work, don’t ask why — Peace Plan: terms and conditions apply. We’ll free the hostages, swap a few guys, Then open a casino to modernize. Hamas can join if they promise to chill, And Israel can DJ if they foot the bill. We’ll sell peace bonds, NFT edition, Run the Board of Peace like a new audition. You get a free hat if you disarm by noon, And a missile strike if you cancel too soon. It’s peace!™ With deluxe intentions, Redeemable for good PR mentions. It’s peace!™ With a marketing glow, Comes with fries and a Trump-branded show. And if the deal dies, don’t cry — Peace Plan: terms and conditions apply. “For only $9.99 trillion, you too can sponsor democracy! Call now and we’ll throw in a complimentary ceasefire — just pay separate shipping and handling (through Egypt).” A technocratic board, a foreign guard, A Gaza makeover courtesy of Hallmark. We’ll build new malls, erase the pain, And name every street after a campaign. No Hamas allowed, but they get a tote bag, Demilitarization, one easy tag. And when the dust clears, the press will say — “Wow, peace looks a lot like an HOA.” It’s peace!™ Built for prime-time news, Now with slightly fewer refugees. It’s peace!™ What could go wrong? We’ll monetize the trauma before too long. So sign the treaty, grab your pie, Peace Plan: terms and conditions apply. And remember folks — it’s not a war crime… If you call it “infrastructure time.”