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🤣 BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - A funny joke that'll make you laugh out loud! - The funniest jokes, humor & comedy ever told! 🤣 Funny Dad Jokes Tell this joke to your friends, or SHARE it, to make them laugh, too! Thanks for watching our joke of the day - we hope you laughed! 👍🏻 ⏰ New Videos Daily 📢 Want Exclusive Content? Become a Member! 👉    / @comedyjokescentral   ❤️ If You Liked The Video Don't Forget To Give A Like 👍 🎭 Playlist 😆    • Funny Dad Jokes Compilation - BEST JOKE OF...   😂 Subscribe at your own risk! 👉    / @comedyjokescentral   👀 Our Channel 👉    / @comedyjokescentral   👕 Our TeeSpring Store 👉 https://my-store-1007716.creator-spri... 👕 Our Fourthwall Store 👉 https://cjcmerch-shop.fourthwall.com 👇 THE JOKE OF THE DAY 👇 A blonde is sitting on a train headed from Chicago to Boston. Next to her is a bored, talkative lawyer. He leans over and says, “Hey, want to play a fun game to pass the time?” The blonde, clearly exhausted, rubs her eyes and says, “No thanks. I’m just trying to get some rest,” and turns toward the window. But the lawyer insisted. “It’s really simple,” he says, grinning. “I ask you a question. If you don’t know the answer, you give me 10 bucks. Then you ask me one, and if I don’t know it, I’ll give you two hundred.” At that, the blonde slowly turns back toward him. Two hundred? She sighs and says, “Fine. One round.” The lawyer, excited, jumps right in: “Okay, first question. How many miles is it from Earth to Mars?” The blonde calmly reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5 bill, and hands it over. “Alright, your turn,” the lawyer says. The blonde nods. “What has six eyes, no ears, climbs trees at night, and smells like peanut butter?” The lawyer blinks. “Wait, what?” He pulls out his tablet. Googles it. Nothing. Checks Wikipedia. Nope. Calls his brother, who’s a biologist. No clue. An hour goes by. The lawyer’s sweating. Finally, defeated, he pulls out his wallet and gives her $200. The blonde takes it, smiles, and leans back to nap. But the lawyer can’t stand it. He nudges her and says, “Okay, okay. What was the answer?” She opens her purse again… pulls out another $5… hands it to him… and without saying a word, goes right back to sleep. #Jokes #DadJokes #jokesoftheday #humorviral #Humor #funny #LOLJokes #ComedyJokesCentral #Comedy #Standup #Puns #DailyLaughs #FunnyJokes #FunnyVideo #CleanJokes #AdultJokes #DirtyJokes #Funniest