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Tuesday morning, the crew approached their captain, caps in hand, to inform him they'd voted to relieve him of his duties. Would he prefer the plank, or perhaps join the crew? They're terribly sorry for the inconvenience. The ties weren't too tight, were they? Would he like some tea? The three-hour vote to elect a new captain dissolved into an endless cycle of "No, you take it," "I couldn't possibly," "After you, mate." When they finally set their deposed captain adrift, it was in a well-provisioned lifeboat, with a compass, map, blankets, and a kiss on the cheek. "No hard feelings though?" ⚓ Subscribe for more pirate folk, comedy sea shanties, and nautical absurdism Verse 1 The crew approached me Tuesday morning, caps in hand and shy, "We're terribly sorry, Captain, but we've voted, here's why: Your leadership's been questioned and we've tallied up the score, We'd like to relieve you of your duties, if you don't mind, sir." Verse 2 I said "Well lads, I understand, I saw this coming true, Would you prefer I walk the plank or shall I join the crew?" They shuffled feet and cleared their throats, looked down upon the deck, "We'd hate to be a bother, sir, but plank, if you could check?" Chorus Oh, the mutiny was very polite, They apologized all day, Tied me up but not too tight, In the kindest, gentlest way. Verse 3 They held a vote on who's the captain, took three hours more, Each pirate kept insisting that the others take the floor, "You'd do it better, Jenkins," "No, O'Malley's got the gift," "I couldn't possibly," "No really," "No, I must insist." Verse 4 They set me in a lifeboat with provisions for a week, A compass, map, and blankets, and they kissed me on the cheek, "We're sorry that it came to this, you weren't so bad, you know, It's just we thought we'd like a change, we hope no hard feelings though." Chorus Oh, the mutiny was very polite, They apologized all day, Tied me up but not too tight, In the kindest, gentlest way. Bridge They asked if I had allergies, Before they made my lunch, "Is that too tight?" "Does that chafe?" While tying me in a bunch. They took a break for tea time, Discussed the sky so blue, "Shall we resume?" "After you," "No please, after you, mate, after you." Final Chorus Oh, the mutiny was very polite, They waved as I rowed far, "Safe travels, sir!" "Sleep warm at night!" "We'll miss you where you are!" The kindest, gentlest overthrow, That ever sailed the sea, The politest mutiny in history, They set their captain free. #PirateSong #SeaShanty #PirateComedy #PoliteMutiny #ComedyShanty #PirateHumor #FolkMusic #AbsurdistComedy #PirateRebellion #MutinySong #ShantyTok #PirateFolk #NavalComedy #SailorSongs #MaritimeFolk #BritishHumor #PolitePirates #CourteousRebellion #WholesomePirates #PirateBallad #ComedyFolk #ShantyMusic #PirateLife #PirateCrew #MutinyMayhem #GentleOverthrow #TeaAndMutiny #PirateAbsurdism