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In Clinic (In Paris medical school parody)

Love to all our med school brothers and sisters! DJ Vapor, Sound Engineer: soundcloud.com/dj-vapor Miles Mueller, Director of Photography: Vimeo.com/milesmueller Med students so hard, can't nothing deter us Rotations don't scurr us Finished two years of classes finally we're in the hospital like now it's surrus (Med students so hard) All day rounding Hours we work are astounding Wanna diagnose every patient on the census but we're new to this game and differentials are confounding (Med students so hard) Check the anion gap I'm like a ninja when I do a pap (Med students so hard) Rocking Tdap Everybody wishes they could tap Medicine is happenin', but surgeons get the best toys Bovies, bone saws, babcocks, Ortho boys (Med students so hard) We treat em, where the charts at, we need em Spend all morning writing notes like a boss, but nobody's gonna read em (Med students so hard) Meds immerse us, wash our hands and microbes curse us Our greatest care is patient care Hearts in the right place, no situs inversus (Med students so hard) catching babies, vaccinate against rabies Med mobster, treat zoster, helpin' all of my shingle ladies (Med students so hard) Chug caffeine, titrate Lantus like a machine, They say do a DRE, blushin' like Parvo B-19 Med students so hard, acronyms never end RCA, CVA, DKA Med students so hard, don't know em but we'll pretend tPA, PSA, AMA Patients ask me questions and I spike my cortisol Tachycardic, give us all metoprolol Feelin like C. diff, med school's metronidazole Work so hard I'm seeing things, haloperidol Blood sugar's high, don't you agree? What we checkin', HbA1c? Running stitch, incision healed Residents are hollerin' but they can't touch my sterile field. H&P, head to toes Hurry up, café's bout to close HIPPA's king, that's how it goes (I'm just sayin) Need Zofran ODT, I'm feelin queasy Anxious while we're rounding man, cause getting pimped ain't easy. Got lab slides, we'll stain em Got abscesses, we'll drain em Got MRSA, let's vanc it Got a Foley, let's yank it Students' work's never done And gunners gonna gun So we study like crazy At least we're through with Step One, huh! Med students so hard, we fight against infection Med students so hard, we always use protection Increased sympathetic tone Pressure's on, aldosterone Feelin' reduced, glutathione Someone save me from my loans Stuck in the hospital, glued Feel like I'm 302'd Did you get rest? You lookin' peppy Naw, got a bolus of epi All tied up like a histone Revive me, naloxone Shelfs hurt me, oxycodone Wishin' I had a clone Got Hippocratic ideals 1 to 10, how your pain feels? Gettin' more independent But still got doctor training wheels Tougher than cortical bone I don't mind this testosterone We ain't 1st years now, we're grown Medicine we're gonna own!