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Chad Squatch's First Grocery Haul

Health‑Food Hunters of the Forest CHADSQUATCH is not your average Bigfoot—he’s a protein‑shaking, kombucha‑sampling, kale‑crunching mountain of enthusiasm who takes “clean eating” way too seriously for a mythical creature. Towering, shaggy, and surprisingly well‑versed in quinoa preparation, he roams the aisles of health‑food stores like they’re his natural habitat. Every trip is an adventure, every label is a mystery, and every superfood is a potential new obsession. At his side—usually perched on his shoulder, in his shopping basket, or halfway inside a bag of trail mix—is NUTTY THE SQUIRREL, a jittery, fast‑talking forager with the attention span of a caffeinated hummingbird. Nutty believes every snack is a personal challenge, every bulk bin is a treasure chest, and every free sample is a sacred right. He’s the brains of the operation… if the brains were powered entirely by acorns and questionable decisions. Together, CHADSQUATCH and NUTTY turn a simple grocery run into a full‑blown wilderness expedition. Expect debates about the proper way to pronounce “açaí,” stealth missions to acquire organic maple syrup, and the occasional misunderstanding involving a shopping cart and a display of chia seeds.They’re chaotic. They’re wholesome. They’re health‑food‑store legends in the making.