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Smokin’ Pot and Poppin’ Fleas | Animated Stoner Funk by Citizen Z & INTENSE A.I. Ver 5.3

Grab your blunt, your flea comb, and your laziest damn dog — because this is the stoned-out front porch anthem you didn’t know you needed. “Smokin’ Pot and Poppin’ Fleas” is the hazy outlaw-funk tribute to good weed, lazy days, and the simple joy of murking parasites with your thumb while baked off legendary Afghani Gold. Set to a porch-swing groove with slide guitar and stank basslines, this track celebrates life’s real priorities: weed, dogs, and tiny bloodsuckers catching heat. Recorded in Dolby Atmos for full stoned-immersion. You will hear the fleas die in stereo. 🔥 Play it loud. Smoke it proud. Flick those fleas. 🎵 LYRICS: [Style: Front porch funk meets stoned-out Hee Haw. Lazy dobro, backbeat drums made of knee slaps and beer bottles, dirty bassline walkin’ like it’s barefoot.] [Verse 1: Drunken Southern swagger with lazy dobro twang] Got my big ol’ mutt layin’ flat in the grass Blunt hangin’ loose and I’m high off my ass Comb in my hand, thumb locked and cocked Spot a flea jumpin’? That sucker gets rocked [Chorus: Call-and-response funk with porch gospel backing vocals] Smokin’ pot and poppin’ fleas Sticky fingers, scratchin’ knees Dog’s half dead, but he’s feelin’ fine We takin’ out bugs one pop at a time [Verse 2: Bootleg bounce with deep-woods rhythm guitar] Got a sack full of names like it’s Pokémon cards Wedding Cake, Zkittlez, and Moonrocks from Mars Hit that Garlic Breath, now my legs don’t work But I still got aim when them flea jaws lurk [Chorus] Smokin’ pot and poppin’ fleas Dog’s on his back like, “Pop me please” Every snap’s a bug obituary With a nug so loud it’s evolutionary [Verse 3: Lazy outlaw blues with acoustic slap percussion] Pineapple Express got my brain in reverse Tried to light a corn chip, called it a curse I’m watchin’ the flea comb like it’s cable TV Every time I pop one, I giggle like a freak [Bridge: Spoken-word paranoia echo with lo-fi harmonica hum] "You ever been so high… you thanked the fleas for the entertainment?" That’s the Afghani Gold talking. ...Or maybe it's the dog. [Verse 4: Slurred stoner slide riff with porch-funk wobble] Now I got Gelato crumbs in my beard Dog lookin’ at me like I’m the one that’s weird Cracklin’ a flea like I’m poppin’ corn If boredom’s a crime, this house was reborn [Chorus: Funk stomp with cartoon bounce] Smokin’ pot and poppin’ fleas Nature’s war with zero fees All I need is this blunt and breeze And a thumb that kills like it’s trained in Belize [Verse 5: Drifty roots groove with dobro echo and dog-tag percussion] Sticky with rosin, eyes lookin’ crossed I laughed so hard when my dog got tossed Rollin’ on the ground in a blissed-out hug Found a flea in my sock — said, “You done messed up, bud” [Outro: Cartoon-funk call and response with backyard ambience] 👤 Me: “How many fleas we get today?” 🐶 Dog: "Seven, maybe eight..." 👤 Me: “We makin’ progress.” 🐶 Dog: "You missed one on my butt." 👤 Me: “…Alright, soldier. Assume the position.” [Final Chorus: Stanky gospel funk fade-out with harmonica soloing like a bug got in it] Smokin’ pot and poppin’ fleas Me and my dawg, takin’ it easy Ain’t got much, but damn it’s ours We kings of the grass and backyard stars 📀 A Citizen Z Production 🎧 Music by INTENSE A.I. Ver 5.3 + Dolby Atmos 🐕 Inspired by real dogs and real fleas 🔖 Hashtags: #StonerCountry #AfghaniGold #OutlawFunk #CitizenZ #WeedMusic #BackyardBliss #FleaPoppinAnthem #INTENSEAI #DogLife #HighAsHell #StonerAnthem #AnimatedMusic #FunkWithFleas #BakedAndBlessed #DolbyAtmos #AnimatedStonerJam