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Ron Stoppable vs. Shaggy Rogers - Epic Rap Battles of Nostalgia

Welcome to the first Epic Rap Battle of Nostalgia! In this battle, we see two hungry comic relief characters with out of this world powers, and great affinity for their pets/best friends! Who Won?: https://strawpoll.com/polls/X3nk6GAkLyE If you like this battle, feel free to join the Epic Rap Battles of Nostalgia Discord Server:   / discord   --CREDITS-- Matt Raichous as Shaggy Rogers and Ron Stoppable Beat by S!DEK!CK Written, Mixed, and Edited by Matt Raichous Thumbnail by Commander Jacob --LYRICS-- SHAGGY Like, man, you think it’s hard to be a sidekick in the background? Try being out on the frontlines when a monster comes around I’ve seen millions of ghouls that make me wanna stop and vomit Like that freaky hairless thing you like to carry in your pocket RON Hey! Don’t talk about Rufus when your dog is a doofus Like Dr. Drakken, I’m ruthless, while your whole series is stupid It’s useless to step up to the plate and face off with the Fearless Ferret I saved the world from invasion, while you’re disappointing your parents An iron stomach that couldn’t handle my naco You’re not a hero, dude, I know it’s hard to swallow But when all you do is follow, and never speak your mind It’s like you’re in denial of the role you were assigned SHAGGY You think you’re, like, funny, but buddy, you’re witless Your jokes are, like, ham-Fisted Monkey business Nothing you do could be seen as comedic Except for, like, anytime you get defeated You live up to your name, Ron, cuz, like, you’re Stoppable You’re never a threat, like, the weakest I’ve met, like, at best, like, you’re maybe an obstacle RON Can you think of anything other than to tell me I’m unfunny? At least my jokes had a budget, you were eating all of your money Your bars are redundant, just like your animation recycling SHAGGY I’ve held strong for decades, one movie sent you spiraling Your Disney Channel live action got some really poor reactions Used to be crafted with passion, now there's not even a fraction Just dollar signs in the eyes of the guys behind the scenes As your franchise loses everything by pandering to teens You’re incompetent, Ron, you only ever win by accident Give up and be a villain, that’s the only time you’re adequate An actuary masochist, who just can’t seem to take a hint Pathetic as a hero, like, your sister is a better fit Go back to camp Wannaweep for a better chance at survival Like, man, I’ve Gottagrin knowing you won’t get a revival Tangled in your mangled plotlines, like, it's gotta be painful To put in all that effort, just to have your pants around your ankles RON Woah, dude, chill out, ‘cause you shouldn’t bring up losses When you have four movies that all failed to make a profit You’re still a stinkin’ hippie, when it’s rough, you get running Looks like military schooling just wasn’t worth your parents’ money Fifty years later, you’ve still got the same show, pacing and plotlines, and even the same jokes How does the saying go? Don’t fix what ain’t broke, too bad your franchise is stale like it’s bread, though This Mad Dog’s Barkin orders, cuz you’re baked and couldn’t make it And you’re puffing out your chest, but the viewers know you’re faking While the audience still loves me two decades later The only one who loved you was an alien invader And later, when you’re rebooted for the fifteenth time The made up legends of your legacy are getting left behind SHAGGY All that strength, and you still need your girlfriend to defend you you No matter what you do, you’re a buffoon in the end, dude Mock me for my running, I’ll prove you’re the bigger coward RON And how’re you gonna do that? SHAGGY With one percent of my power! Going Super Shag when I’m fast on the track Try to roast me but everything you say falls flat Can’t match my flow, like, you’re going too slow Wanna go toe to toe getting dragged through your show You fell into my trap, man, like, you’re the live bait Let’s unmask this hungry horror and put an L on his plate RON Alright, we get it, bro, you’re fast, but that’s not always a good thing No wonder Velma stopped shagging with you and kept looking Now, you crossed the finish line, but you’re still the biggest loser After all, brochacho, I’m Un-Stoppable! Booyah!