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Masturbation Monday

It's Monday, fun day, hand on my junk day, no shootin blanks outa my skin camo gun day. Am I a closet gay? Cuz I wack it in the closet every day. Technically a guy is touching me is that ok?? (No). Yo I heard masterbation is good for my health, that's why I always win tug o war with myself. Gimme a high five, for giving myself a low five, time to go down for a little hand jive, I'm taking myself for a long test drive. My dick needs to place an order with his waiter, not fishin but you could say I'm the master baiter You could say I suffer from restless hand syndrome, 7 times a day playing with my third thumb Flip on the tube, oh wassup Kelly rippa, cram my hand down my pants and undo my zippa And I grip my wooden bat like yogi bera, not a dry guy so I grab the aloe vera. Got both hands on my leaning tower, stroke it with a condom so I last like an hour, almost that time, to bloom like a flower, it hits me in the face ahhhh it tastes sour!! X2 Monday Masturbation Monday I can barely sleep know it's coming my way Masturbation Monday Masturbation Monday it's like Christmas eve when it comes to Sunday It's Monday night and it's been a full week And my crotch is getting restless don't gotta take a leak Light the candle and stretch out my hand It's getting hot and heavy so I turn on the fan Bring the lights down, recline my chair Close the blinds, then it's off with the underwear. Now I search the web on my labtop And find a film of a naked girl cop Download the vid to the desktop There's a warning there's a virus but I don't press stop Open the file and moisten the hand Haven't had this much fun since candyland Skip through the time line to find the good parts Go right to the point that the scissor scene starts And less than 2 minutes later it's time to go Glad billy blanks taught us double time Tae boe After a curl of my toes and a moan from a healthy place My night is now finished, I always win my race. If you're down with the trend raise your hands up Then make ur fist meet ur dick, It will always stay up! X2 Monday Masturbation Monday I can barely sleep know it's coming my way Masturbation Monday Masturbation Monday it's like Christmas eve when it comes to Sunday It's like wam, bam, thank you mam, except the only thing I say that to is my hand, I got some muscular fore arms from slappin the ham Ya see, Once in awhile I take a personal leave, Go right to my macbook and roll up the sleeves I wack it anywhere, even during schindler's list, kill the lights so I can freak dance with my fist Built up stress will momentarily be over I'll be getting it soon and don't even need a rubber Crank up the lil wayne, how to love, getting ready to give my meat a dry rub One thing that I recommend you do Don't go and stop or blue balls ensue. My hand and me is my favorite guy to guy ratio, I draw a mouth on my fist and give myself filatio Lock the door, I'm about to slap it No sticky keys, the keyboard ceran-wrap it, whack it whack it whack it whack it then I nap it Minutes go by now is the time Gotta go till I bust, just like I bust this rhyme X2 Monday Masturbation Monday I can barely sleep know it's coming my way Masturbation Monday Masturbation Monday it's like Christmas eve when it comes to Sunday