TOP 10 BOZOS OF MUNCHYMC (see desc) скачать в хорошем качестве

TOP 10 BOZOS OF MUNCHYMC (see desc)

Reasons for Placement: 10. T5U- Bad at the game, drops a lot, gets permed by his own clan, mexican but pretends to be asian, also smells 9. John Wick- Thinks im t5u, got 20 souped and then 15 potted, also got 18 potted by errxr, thinks he's a god at pot regardless, only achievement on munchy is beating 262ms which indirectly makes him better at pvp than leftbooob/even 8. yepyepyepyep- speaks incoherent babble, only person to get blocked because what they say is genuinely incomprehensible also got ran of munchy in 1 week and probably the worst pvper on the list 7. local- idiot demoted mod who's only purpose in the storm war was to be a meatshield feeding ghost hundreds of kills. he then got exposed for autoclicking by his friend and failed to falseban me for s3 while in ninja. did i mention he got demoted? 6. nate_ftw- cant count to 10. favorite insult is telling people they have low IQ but doesnt know what IQ stands for. irl doesnt know how to tie his shoes and has to wear a helmet on the rare occasions he leaves his padded room. plays on a special ed tablet with 1 inch thick shatter proof case which is why he's so bad at pvp. 5. jutal- kid started cheating his nuts off to go from sea cucumber tier to d tier. got banned on like 10 accounts in his pursuit to be mediocre and kid got so down bad that he started begging me for cheats (and got blocked) apparently found some because he got banned again for the 9 millionth time on like 3 accounts a day later. also is racist because "he learnt it from his friends at school" LOLOL 4. whysneak- to picture what whysneak looks like irl imagine an enormous pallid obese slug with spindly little arms sticking out at odd angles and beady eyes on a stalk that drags itself around the floor leaving a sweat slime trail as it goes and feeds on crumbs underneath its bed. whysneak is a rat goblin homosexual troglodyte that will try to "perm" anyone who walks within 3 square kilometers of him. consequently half the server now perms him instead and no amount of running can save him. because he has an insect brain on the rare occasions he does get a kill its always "suck me dry monkey" maybe one day he'll realize nobody returns his feelings. 3. latl- latl is a 45 y/o deadbeat minimum job working 9/5 basement dwelling balding old man who lives with his grandparents and plays mc in the dark recess of the basement that they set aside for him on a ratty blanket. he mains fish kit and spends his days trucing or getting permed by the .1 kdr bots who are the only other players that main fish kit. latl believes that the 9 y/o .1 kdr players that main fish kit are the only people who "truly understand him" and he will oftentimes recount his life story in their dms until they log off having not read any of it. 2. when exposed to please_ban_me's voice for more than 2 seconds i was forced to receive 15 rounds of chemotherapy from the ear cancer it immediately gave me. please ban me might actually be one of the most useless players to have ever graced the game. if please ban me is in the presence of a team fight, you can be almost assured that whoever unfortunate to have please ban me on their side will choke and lose the fight no matter the number advantage. please ban me finds hte most creative and embarrassing ways to die and then complain about their death. according to them its not because they are .01 kdr that they die every 3 and a half seconds but because ninja always 1 shots them. plesae ban me exclusively plays the 2 kits that doesn't counter ninja and then whines about how ninja is the best kit in the game and needs a nerf. 1. fires is genuinely brain damaged. when he was born he must've gotten hit in the head with a brick or three as a baby because he cannot for the life of him form an actual complete sentence. his inability to form legible english is made worse by the fact that he is a mud hut dwelling third worlder that has big hairy arms longer than his legs and uses cavemen grunts to communicate irl. he is housed at a nature preserve in western Zimbabwe where he is kept passive with a steady stream of keyboards and monitors that he breaks on a daily basis playing his favorite game (minecraft) online, fires is a masochist that enjoys getting insulted by other men. nothing makes fires happier than being degraded and humiliated by big sweaty handsome men and this is what he thinks about in his dreams after the zookeepers finally yank the pc away from him every night. fires is a primative unevolved monkey creature that often lashes out suddenly and violently at perceived insults with sudden spurts of broken unintelligible garble. however, this is only a mask because at heart he is a cowardly creature that only puts on a show and folds vc to the likes of nacie who is literally #1 mute and would probably cry if prodded with a stick. i would say the same applies to fires but if it were aman prodding him with a stick he'd probably be too turned on to cry.