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The Jackal’s Last Laugh - Lukas the Trickster 40K Song

AI generated Song about Lukas the Trickster (Intro: Sound of clashing mugs, howling wolves, and a mischievous chuckle) (Verse 1) In the hall of the Fang, where the Sagas are told Of heroes in silver and lords growing old There’s a shadow in red, with a grin far too wide With a flask in his hand and a trick deep inside! He won’t take a promotion, he won’t lead the pack He’d rather put itching-lice down your gold back! A Blood Claw forever, the Lords’ greatest fear The Jackal is coming—so hide all your beer! (Chorus) Lukas the Trickster! The Strifeson of old! He’s colder than Fenris, or so we are told! With a pelt that’s a shimmer and a heart made of ice He’ll kill you with cunning or mutant blood-lice! Raise up your horns! Let the Great Wolf go mad! He’s the best damn disaster that we’ve ever had! (Verse 2) Remember the time when the Inquisitors came? To check on our genes and to bring us to shame? Lukas, he "tripped" and he locked up the door In a Grox-breeding pen while the beasts were in war! Or the Word Bearer lord on the Sea of Lost Souls Who thought he was winning, but missed all his goals? "The ice is quite thick!" Lukas said with a wink Then watched as a thousand traitors did sink! (Pre-Chorus) He’s been banned from the table, he’s been kicked from the fleet But no one can match him in battle’s red heat! He fought the Dark Eldar, he stood against Magnus With a joke and a prank just to goddamn distract us! (Chorus) Lukas the Trickster! The Strifeson of old! He’s colder than Fenris, or so we are told! With a pelt that’s a shimmer and a heart made of ice He’ll kill you with cunning or mutant blood-lice! Raise up your horns! Let the Great Wolf go mad! He’s the best damn disaster that we’ve ever had! (Bridge - Slow, heavy thumping drums, menacing tone) One heart was taken by a Duke in the dark But the Jackal, he left a much deadlier mark Deep in his chest, where the second should be A Stasis-Grenade for the whole world to see! When his first heart stops beating, the laughter will stay Frozen forever—he’ll win the last day! (Guitar / Accordion Solo - Fast and chaotic) (Outro) So here’s to the rebel, the Jackal, the son! Who’s having his fill while the rest have no fun! He’s laughing at Magnus! He’s spiking the ale! The greatest damn liar in a Fenrisian tale! (Spoken Outro) "Hey Bjorn... does your armor feel a bit... itchy?" (Loud, echoing laughter fading out into a wolf howl)