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03 Mannterrogation Song - Leakerdrama - /v/ the Musical VI

Based on: Interrogation Song - Muppets Most Wanted lyrics [Verse 1: Soldier, Scout, Spy] Soldier: Okay, Scout, spill the beans! You're a Spy for our enemy! Scout: Yo, relax, man! It's like I just said! I spent last night cooped up in bed! Spy: So, last night at 9 O'two you weren't near the intelligence room? Scout: From 9 O'clock to 9 O'four was when Medic took my temperature. Soldier: Well, Scout, we've got our doubts. Can you confirm your whereabouts? Scout: Got a hearin' problem? Just told ya, dumbass! You here to ask questions, or just harass? Spy: Monsieur, we know you did the crime. Scout: I was freakin' sick the whole damn time! Ask Miss Pauling, it was indigestion! Soldier & Spy: Thank you, Scout! No more questions! Spy: Allo, now there is some intelligence I'd like to investigate! [Verse 2: Spy, Miss Pauling, Soldier] Spy: Miss Pauling, could you help our search a while? Just enough to see you smile. Miss Pauling: Gentlemen, this had best be good. Can you just be quick like you said it would? Soldier: Tell us! Where's the briefcase now? Spy: Perhaps some tea would help somehow? Miss Pauling: Wasn't watching the case your job? Yet you blame me when you get robbed? Soldier: That's just what a spy would say! Spy: Let's calm down over chardonnay. Miss Pauling: Seriously, guys? You called me here! I'm out of the base most of the year! Spy: Well, perhaps maybe a date with me would jog your-- Miss Pauling: Give up the advances, creep! Go jump in a lake, that's my suggestion! Soldier & Spy: Thank you, Pauling, no more questions [Verse 3: Spy & Soldier] Spy: I think she liked me, huh? Soldier: I think you've got a one track mind, Frenchie! Spy: I think it's Scout! Soldier: He's ruled out. There must be other clues about. Spy: Maybe Pauling. Soldier: That's appalling. You just nearly sent her bawling. We better get him fast, 'cause he'll vanish if we tarry. Spy: I wouldn't worry yet, we still have six more mercenaries! Spy: Ahem, uh, excuse me. Bring in the scary Russian guy. [Verse 4: Soldier, Heavy, Spy] Soldier: Do you remember where you were, at the time the theft occurred? Heavy: I was in my room, taking nap, then was morning when I woke up, Spy: Uh, well then, you called us in? You said you had clues here, gospodin, Heavy: Da! My gun was in the room with case! Sasha will tell us soon, just wait, Soldier: The truth, Heavy! I knew this'd be dumb, Heavy: If you don't believe me, just ask gun. Sasha was there, she'll cooperate! Spy: Uh, madame, are you willing to corroborate? Sasha: [FIRING BULLETS] Spy: Sacre bleu! Heavy: Sasha! Noooo! Soldier: Would you point that thing away from me! Heavy: I'm trying! Calm down, Sasha, it routine inspection! Soldier & Spy: Thank you, Heavy, no more questions [Verse 5] Soldier: Okay, straight to the chase. What do you know about the stolen case? Sniper: I didn't know it went missin', mate. Medic: I'm sure Archimedes knows, he's great! Engineer: The chances of us, committing that crime: Are less than .009! Pyro: [MUFFLED SPEECH] Spy: To help with our investigation, could you do a full translation? Scout: Yo, dude just said "Hudda hudda hudda" a buncha times. That shit ain't even words! Demoman: Ahhh! Ahh! Ahhh! Ah-hahahha Sentry Fires, Bombs Explode Medic: Archimedes gets nervous. Just a few more seconds. Soldier and Spy: Thank you, Blu Team, no more questions! [Verse 5: Spy & Soldier] Spy: They didn't, Soldier: No, they didn't, Spy: They could never take the box, Soldier: They're good at shooting guns, but they're dumber than an ox Spy: We may not know who did it, but we know who didn't do it! Soldier & Spy: So we know who didn't do it, yes we know who didn't do it! Spy: (WAIT A MINUTE) [Soldier stabs Spy] Soldier, turning into Red Spy: You're all incapable of being capable