Bill Hicks | War on drugs | Here's your brain on drugs | Why do you think they call it dope? скачать в хорошем качестве

Bill Hicks | War on drugs | Here's your brain on drugs | Why do you think they call it dope?

I have taken drugs before and ahhh, I had a real good time. Sorry. Didn't murder anybody. Didn't rob anybody. Didn't rape anybody. Didn't beat anybody. Didn't lose... mmm, one f*cking job. Laughed my ass off and went about my day. Sorry. Now, where's my commercial? Shit, I'll be the guy holding that skillet in that commercial. Man that ain't a brain that's breakfast. Let's eat! I find that commercial a tad insulting to my intelligence, you know the one, "Here's your brain." I've seen a lot of things on drugs, but I have never ever ever looked at an egg and thought it was a fucking brain. Not once. I have seen UFOs split the sky like a sheet, but I have never looked at an egg and thought it was a fucking brain. Not once. I have had seven balls of light come off of a UFO, lead me on to their ship, explain to me, telepathically, that we are all one and there's no such thing as death, but... I've never looked at an egg and thought it was a fucking brain. Now, maybe I wasn't getting good shit, but uh... That's what I hate about the war on drugs. I'll be honest with you, It's what I can't stand. It's all day long we see those commercials, "Here's your brain. Here's your brain on drugs. Just say no." Why do you think they call it dope? And then the next commercial is, "This buds for youuu." Come on everybody let's be hypocritical bastards. It's ok to drink your drug. We ment those other drugs. Those untaxed drugs. Those are the ones that are bad for you. Nicotine, alcohol. Good drugs. Coincidentally taxed drugs. Uuh How does this fucking work? Thank God they're taxing alcohol man. Tt means we got those good roads we can get fucked up and drive on. Thank god they're taxing this shit man. We'd be doing donuts in a wheat field right now. Thank God we're on a highway this is a good drug, because ..