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Sister Sarah is gaslighting the entire deacon board into believing 'SHABBA-DABA-LOO' is a high-scoring Scrabble word thanks to a divine loophole. It’s the perfect anthem for anyone looking to weaponize the Holy Spirit to win a board game against Otis. 📰 Source: https://babylonbee.com/news/pentecost... 📥 Grab the MP3: https://www.slopradio.live/d/?kod=gen... ------------------------------- 🎤 LYRICS: [Verse 1] Down at the First Assembly, past the lukewarm coffee pot Sister Sarah’s got a habit that’s hotter than the lot She busted out the Scrabble board, the velvet bag was tight And proceeded to lay a hurtin’ on the deacons Tuesday night Old Otis played ‘BINGO’ with a smug and steady hand But Sarah had a vision he just couldn’t understand She shook her head, she shut her eyes, she let a shiver roll And dropped a seven-letter bomb that shook his very soul. [Chorus] Yeah, she’s winning again on a spiritual streak Spelling out a language that’s definitely not Greek The spirit hit her fingers and the tiles started to fly With a sixty-point zinger that’ll make a skeptic cry She’s speaking in tongues on a triple-word square While the rest of us are hunting for a vowel and a prayer Amen, Hallelujah, she just cleared the whole rack And there ain't a dictionary that can talk that woman back. [Verse 2] Otis reached for the Webster, looking mighty grim Said, ‘Sarah, that’s just gibberish, you’re out on a limb’ But she just pointed upward with a ‘Z’ and two ‘Q’s And a string of consonants that gave the referee the blues She said, ‘It’s the language of the angels, Otis, check your attitude You’re looking at a blessing, honey, don’t be getting rude’ She played ‘SHABBA-DABA-LOO’ across a double-letter spot And collected forty-forty like it’s all the tiles she got. [Bridge] Now the deacons are debating the theological fine print While Sarah’s counting points with a holy-roller squint Is it cheating if the Lexicon is coming from the pews? Or is it just a loophole that the Lord decided to use? [Guitar Solo - Twangy and Overdriven] [Chorus] Yeah, she’s winning again on a spiritual streak Spelling out a language that’s definitely not Greek The spirit hit her fingers and the tiles started to fly With a sixty-point zinger that’ll make a skeptic cry She’s speaking in tongues on a triple-word square While the rest of us are hunting for a vowel and a prayer Amen, Hallelujah, she just cleared the whole rack And there ain't a dictionary that can talk that woman back. [Outro] She’s got the 'Q' She’s got the 'X' She’s got the holy spirit and she’s coming for your checks Game over, Otis. Pass the grape juice. Amen. #slopradio #sunomusic #aimusic #newtrack #radio