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THRIFT OPT - [Illinois College of Optometry Parody]

We are the optometrists... ...let us look deeply into your eyes... Jonathan Dong, Writing/Direction/Production [ http://jonathandong.com/ ] Featuring Rich Miller and the Illinois College of Optometry c/o 2016 [ http://www.ico.edu/ ] A Student Optometry School Parody based on "Thrift Shop" by Macklemore X Ryan Lewis, dir. Jon Jon Augustavo [    • MACKLEMORE & RYAN LEWIS - THRIFT SHOP FEAT...   ] Filmed March 2013 in Chicago, Illinois. Special thanks to everyone involved, including the students, staff, and faculty of the Illinois College of Optometry, and a special shout-out to Communications and Media! Disclaimer: The content of this video does not necessarily represent the views or policies of the Illinois College of Optometry. [LYRICS] I'm gonna pop some adds Only got 20/40 with correction I-I'm phoroptin', lookin' for a plusin' This is presbyopic Walk into the exam room like whaddup I got a white coat Nah, I'm just pumped, got BIO in my side tote Chart on the screen, 'bout to check some vision The people like, "Damn, that's a professional clinician" Bottom line, whatcha see? O N P, L T E? 20/15 -3 at distance, hold this card for me Stand lamp on the E, hopin' for some good hygiene Somethin' funky in the air, prolly shoulda worked in Peds But it's a 9 to noon shift! Wipin', rettin', refractin', 'bout to go and get a trial lens Patients seein' clearer than ever with my prescriptions Drop 'em and sendin' 'em to the waiting room to dilate 60, 90, 120 minutes that ain't too long to wait I'ma take your UCT, I'ma take your ACT, No, for real ask your grandpa, can I take his IOP? Anterior chamber deep and quiet Fluorescein stain that punctate keratitis They had some hordeola, they popped some hordeola And now they got infection gettin' all up in their stroma Tono, tono, it gotcha seein' yellow Stickin' the tropicamide in your palpebral fizzho' I could be poppin' in the drops for the cyclo' My colleagues be all like "Aw, he got aniso" I'm gonna pop some adds Only got 20/40 with correction I-I'm phoroptin', lookin' for a plusin' This is presbyopic I'm gonna pop some adds Only got 20/40 with correction I-I'm phoroptin', lookin' for a plusin' This is presbyopic Whatcha know about diagnosin' high myopic Whatcha knowin' about workin' a PanOptic I'm movin', I'm pushin', I search right through that fundus Just one doc lookin' at another man's come on- Thank your granddad for makin' that appointment up hurr' 'Cause right now I'm up in that vasculature I'm at the ora, you can find me in those dentates Comprehensive in and out to the tarsal plates Occlusion, perfusion, contusion, concussion, I think I'll keep those eyes from fussin' When I drop Fluress in that conjunctiva Flippin' lids to assess that conjunctiva I hit that fornix and I stop in that conjunctiva They be like "Oh, that PD, that's hella tight" I'm like "Yo, that's 20 prism diopter eso" With limited near vision, let's do some simple addition Five diopters and a prism will get 'em regaining fusion I call that patient satisfaction I call that buildin' a better practice Those frames are hella dough With polycarbonate transitions Scratch-resistant anti-glare on the lens coat Peep game, come take a look through my telescope Trying to get discounted name brands? Then you hella won't Man you hella won't (ICO! Poppin' adds!) I'm gonna pop some adds Only got 20/40 with correction I-I'm phoroptin', lookin' for a plusin' This is presbyopic I checked out both your poles I gave you bifocals Now you're readin' up close At my clinic down the road I checked out both your poles I gave you bifocals Now you're readin' up close At my clinic down the road I'm gonna pop some adds Only got 20/40 with correction I-I'm phoroptin', lookin' for a plusin' This is presbyopic