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Episode 34: Clumsy Jason - Friday the 13th Part 2

Episode 34: Clumsy Jason - Friday the 13th Part 2 This week, Mike and Matt wade balls-deep into Friday the 13th Part 2 — the one where Jason shows up looking like a drunk hillbilly ghost wearing a potato sack and a bad attitude. This isn’t the unstoppable Jason we know. And let’s talk about some of these “victims.” You’ve got the poor guy in the wheelchair — who, somehow, gets left outside like a forgotten Amazon package. His girlfriend decides she’s gonna go look for him… and the first damn place she checks is upstairs. UP. STAIRS. Then there’s the girl in the brown panties — yeah, those ones. The most unsexy, poop-colored underwear ever filmed. You can practically hear the costume designer saying, “Don’t worry, she’s dying in ten minutes anyway.” Perfect for dying, terrible for sexy time. And of course, the chick who completely forgets she even had a dog. “Oh no, Muffin’s missing!” — cut to her skinny dipping three scenes later. Priorities, baby. Jason’s not the only killer in this movie; neglect is too. Jason stumbles through the woods like he’s late for a keg party, tripping on roots, missing swings, and still somehow managing to murder everyone like he’s got divine dumbass luck. The man’s the sack head king of “oops.” So grab your beer, your brown panties, and your emotional support machete — because Mike and Matt are cutting this one apart like a horny counselor in the wrong cabin. 🎧 Moonjuice Metal Horror Podcast – Episode 34: Clumsy Jason Available now wherever you get your filthiest horror and metal. Podcast:    • Moonjuice Metal Horror podcast! Season 1   Check out Texas Cornflake Massacre: https://open.spotify.com/intl-de/trac... The Moonjuice metal horror podcast: Matt and Mike live and breathe horror and metal but aren't afraid to sh*t on either of them. Started by members of the melodic death metal band Texas Cornflake Massacre and extreme metal project Sundraz, this podcast picks 4 horror movies once per week and dismembers them down to the gory details with a thoughtful dose of humor and zero f*cks . MMHP invites members of other metal bands as guests to pick their favorite horror film and discuss the film as well as share the influences horror has had on their music. If you are a metal fan or horror fan then this is the podcast for you! Music by: Fabian Jiru -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #fridaythe13 #jasonvoorhees #halloween #metal #podcasts #podcastclips #podcastshow #werwolves #horrormovies #horrorpodcast #horrorgames #horrorfilmdeutsch #horroclown #horromusic #scream #scream6 #scream4 #screaming #screamcollab #screamer #horrormovies #metal #moonjuicepodcast #splatterfest #fridaythe13ththegame #fridaythe13thegame #fridaythe13thinfreefire #jasonvoorhees #jasonvorhees