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Bill Burr: Fucked Up Thoughts

So anyways, yeah. So I have a lot of, like, uh, I have a lot of fucked-up thoughts, man, I do. This is the most recent one I had. You ever drive down the street and see, like, 30 people up on a sidewalk, and you just think, [sputtering]? Right? You don’t do it. You just think it. That’s what, like, separates the psychos from the functioning psychos, right? Psychos, they just think, “fuck it,” they do it. They get the wipers going. They make a day out of it, right? But as a functioning psycho, not only do you not do it, you actually analyze it. Like, “man, if I just leave my hand right here, nobody knows who I am. I move it two degrees over here, I’m on the cover of Newsweek. I am instantly famous, right?” Right here, nobody knows me. Just a regular jackass, like, ‘Hey, bill, you want to come to the cookout’? You know, maybe you could bring that potato salad. It was such a big hit last year. “One of the most horrific scenes we’ve seen in years. “Bodies just scorned about”. You should really go there. Angie’s gonna be there. You could strike up a conversation, maybe hook up. “No indication he even tried to stop...” From Bill Burr's 2008 show 'Why Do I Do This?'