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NOBEE ONE—Pulpit Crimes (Semisonic Parody)

Pulpit Crimes Nobee One (Parody of Semisonic “Closing Time”) May the grace of our lord Jesus Christ The Love of God and the fellowship of the Holy Spirit be you now and always. Amen. V1. Pulpit crimes, Pastors preach for hours And their sermons are incredibly long “Well, you know I’m talking about myself there, right?” Pulpit crimes, you can tell the pastor hasn’t really even looked at the text. “C’mon man I had like, three funerals this week.” Pulpit crimes, using catchy language ‘cos they thing it’s relevant to the world. “Yo yo yo yo, c’mon squad, let’s make heaven crowded, for real, for real!” Pulpit crimes, you don’t have to listen, But the third commandment rings In your ears. Ch. I know God can use a broken man. (x 3) Broken man. V2. Pulpit crimes, nothing worse than pastors when they take a walk out between the pews. “Is he just going for a coffee or something?” Pulpit crimes, Pastors preaching for the eyes, rather than preaching for the ears. (Rom. 10:17) “Aw these power point slides are gonna be epic!” Pulpit crimes, Don’t say “God has told me” ‘Cos you’re stepping out beyond the word. Pulpit crimes, “God told me he’s got a break through comin’ for you!” Pulpit crimes, preaching lasts for hours and Becomes a hostage situation “Please pastor just let us go!” Chorus. Bridge. Every time I hear a bad sermon or Someone says, “that sermon was terrible” I’m always reminded, that the question—Can God make a straight blow with a crooked stick? And the answer is. Yes, of course He can. He can do anything he wants. He’s God. It doesn’t give you the excuse to Commit pulpit crimes! Bridge. Christ is truly present in the preached Word. He comes to you and he says “I forgive you” through his Word. You hear the voice of man. But mysteriously at the same time you hear the very voice of God. Ch. Pulpit crimes Every single sermon, is the learning of A pastor at work. Ch. Final Chorus. Pulpit crimes Nothing worse than pastors when They take a walk out between the pews. Cred. Orig. Semisonic Copyright 1998 Parody by Nobee One Partial Copyright 2025