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Bro Science cultivation ( Roots Reggae Dub Satire ) (Sub synced)

This is for the growers out there Who constantly struggle with their cultivation and keep following clowns who have no idea what they’re doing. EDUCATE YOURSELVES. Learn what you’re doing so you can grow your own medicine — the right way. Bro Science Cultivation is a satirical roots reggae anthem calling out the misinformation, the self-proclaimed experts, and the online grow cults spreading garbage advice. If you’ve ever heard “just add sugar,” “it needs Cal-Mag,” or “the moon messed with my yield” — This track’s for you. 🔥 Grow smart. Smoke real. Lyrics : [Conversation] -Yo bro, your plant drooping? -Yeah man… -Bro, you need to add some chicken blood… must be Cal-Mag time. Its all Bro Science. First grow ever, calls himself a vet Never touched dirt, but claims he’s set “Just follow my guide for massive yield” Meanwhile his tent’s a moldy field Says “VPD is key to yield” Idiot has no clue, you see it in the field. Says “shit is natural — I fertilize direct” Now his tent smells like regret “Plant looking sad?” — “It needs Cal-Mag!” “Said the guy with no grow log tag.” Mystery cures, no explanation We call that Bro Science Cultivation “Your buds got mold?” — “It needs Cal-Mag!” “Don’t listen to science, just go with the brag.” Messy misinformation Beware of Bro Science Cultivation Bought a light from Wish and swore it’s pro Claims he harvests twice a show Flexing' online with his fake bud porn Zoom in close — it's all popcorn Says “More watts, better tree” Toasted clones on day 3 “You need 3K just for veg!” Still wonders why he’s on the edge No test, no grow, just ego flow They teach with memes, but reap no greens Online validation… but zero education bro... bro... bro... Claims his roots “talk back with sound” But can’t show proof on any round No pics, no vids, just simulation Welcome to Bro Science Cultivation “Plant looking sad?” — “It needs Cal-Mag!” “Said the guy with no grow log tag.” Mystery cures, no explanation We call that Bro Science Cultivation “Your buds got mold?” — “It needs Cal-Mag!” “Don’t listen to science, just go with the brag.” Messy misinformation Beware of Bro Science Cultivation Any final words for the growmies? Yeah… if your plant’s dying, it’s just... low Cal-Mag. [Laughs] hahahah #BroScienceCultivation #GrowSmartSmokeReal #ItNeedsCalMag #GrowTentFails #RootsReggae #Dubwise #GrowerSatire #CannabisCulture #ReggaeParody #GreenOnFire