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Last-Light Arrow - Hilarious DnD TPK Song

Adventurers, ready your dex saves. 🏹🔥 When the ranger nocked his “Last-Light Arrow,” it was supposed to end the boss in a blaze of glory. Instead? The boss dodged, the medic got critted, and the dungeon descended into chaos. It’s a bardcore rock anthem of misplaced confidence, critical fails, and one very dead party. Laugh, cry, and never trust the ranger’s “big moment” again. Roll initiative ! And duck !! ⚔️ Join the Discord:   / discord   🎼 Check the Patreon:   / thebardicdm   LYRICS : [Verse] The sun was setting, we were down to one turn, The boss stood growling, our healer burned. I pulled one arrow, all shiny and gold, I whispered, “This is the one they’ll retell when we’re old.” [Prechorus] The party gasped, the bard struck a chord, The DM said, “You sure?” and I nodded hard. I aimed with tears, with flair, with heart… And missed the boss by twenty yards. [Chorus] Last-Light Arrow, shot with pride, But it hit the Medic right in the side. They dropped the potions, we dropped our hope, And the paragon quietly picked up the rope. I wanted glory, I got regret My legend's now a PvP threat. [Bridge] It was meant to save the day, Now the rogue just laughs and steals my pay. The big bad’s fine, our healer’s toast, And I’m the one they all roast most. [Chorus] Last-Light Arrow, the epic blunder, I rolled a 20—just… not on the monster. The DM cried, the party swore, And now I sleep outside the inn door. Was it brave? Was it fate? No, it was dumb—and now I’m the bait. [Verse 2] So next time you nock that final shot, Make sure the enemy is in the dot. Or join me here in bardcore shame, Where we all sing songs… of misplaced aim. [Chorus] Last-Light Arrow, shot with pride, But it hit the Medic right in the side. They dropped the potions, we dropped our hope, And the paragon quietly picked up the rope. I wanted glory, I got regret My legend's now a PvP threat.