Hazbin Guarantee (Trust Us) Lyrics (From "Hazbin Hotel") Erika Henningsen & Cast скачать в хорошем качестве

Hazbin Guarantee (Trust Us) Lyrics (From "Hazbin Hotel") Erika Henningsen & Cast

#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelSeason2 #Lyrics Beware of the Spoilers Performed By: Erika Henningsen, Christian Borle, Joel Perez, Lilli Cooper, Stephanie Beatriz, Kevin Del Aguila, Krystina Alabado, Keith David, Kimiko Glenn, Amir Talai Lyrics: [CHARLIE] Come on in, here's your key Let me take your bag, wait 'til you see The hotel, 'cause it's great If you parked your car, we'll validate All our guests are family [ANGEL DUST, spoken] Hey, perv, hands off the chest fluff [CHARLIE] That's the Hazbin guarantee And did I mention it's free? [ALASTOR, spoken] It's worth the price [VAGGIE, spoken] Al, be nice [HUSK, spoken] Full of drunks [CHERRI BOMB, spoken] Full of cunts [NIFFTY] Full of sticky floors covered in junk [CHARLIE] Ha, don't mind them [ANGEL DUST, spoken] No one does [CHARLIE] Or that hole [VAGGIE, spoken] Ugh, Cherri [CHERRI BOMB, spoken] What? [CHARLIE] You've made a great choice to save your soul 'Cause redemption is possible, I really, really hope 'Cause if it isn't, then my whole life's been a fuckin' joke And my friend died for no reason and I'm never gonna cope From watching him get fucking murdered right in front of me last month [BAXTER, spoken] What? [CHARLIE] There's a bar [HUSK, spoken] What the shit? [CHARLIE] Have a beer [BAXTER, spoken] I don't drink [CHARLIE] I just know you're gonna love it here [CHARLIE & VAGGIE] We can live in harmony [HUSK, spoken] No, I can't make a fucking Mai Tai [CHARLIE & VAGGIE] That's the Hazbin guarantee [CHARLIE & HOTEL VISITORS] Now repeat after me I'm checkin' in (I'm checkin' in) I'm seekin' guidance (I'm seekin' guidance), come on, everybody For my reckonin' (For my reckonin') I'll never turn to violence (I'll never turn—) I'm checkin' in (I'm checking in) I'm seekin' guidance [HOTEL VISITOR, spoken] That place sucked ass [VOX, spoken] Psst, hey, you [HOTEL VISITOR, spoken] Who? Me? [VOX, spoken] That's right, baby [VOX] Redemption got you snoring? That scene was fucking boring Have you considered a vocation that is more rewarding? Because I sense a drop of star potential With a little boost, that drip could turn torrential [VELVETTE] Come on down to Vee Tower where we help talent flower [VALENTINO] No tellin' how hot you could get once you're backed by our power [VELVETTE] Let's start with a killer fit, let's get filler in those lips [VALENTINO] Wax that gooch and pull that strip [VALENTINO & VELVETTE, VELVETTE] A-snip, snip, snip Ooh, all of Hell's gonna want you In this game, no one outdoes us No one can outbuzz us [VALENTINO, VELVETTE & VOX] All you gotta do is trust us (La-la-la) Just us (La-la-la) Trust us [VOX] Take all these starring roles [VALENTINO] We trademarked all your holes [VOX & VALENTINO] There's no such thing as being totally over-exposed [VELVETTE] Except now they're sick of you 'cause they've seen way too much But we'll still get the clicks from souls who hate you [VOX] Scratch that, they changed the channel And we can't sell the scandal Hope you had fun, but we are done with you Your run is cancelled We're finished, I'm not kidding Get the fuck out of my building Get the fuck out of my building [VALENTINO & VELVETTE, VALENTINO] Snip, snip, snip, bitch Ooh But if you know someone new Tell 'em that no one outdoes us No one can outbuzz us All they gotta do is— [CHARLIE, VOX, VALENTINO & VELVETTE] Come on in (Come on down to Vee Tower) Here's your key [CHARLIE, VOX, VALENTINO & VELVETTE] And see how great your afterlife could be [CHARLIE] We can live in harmony [VALENTINO & VELVETTE] Why be nice when you can be famous? [CHARLIE] That's the Hazbin [VOX, VALENTINO & VELVETTE] Sign and cash in [CHARLIE] Guarantee [VOX] Yeah, right, bitch Trust me, just me Trust— [VOX, spoken] Us, no, I— I meant to say us [VELVETTE, spoken] Uh-huh [VALENTINO, spoken] Yeah, okay