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Portal 1 - All GLaDOS Quotes + Still Alive (w/Lyrics)

"Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center." Finally decided it was time to post this, having recently gotten into Portal! I love GLaDOS! She's so funny and witty at times (even though, to be fair, most of her humor is pretty dark)! Spoiler alert: She is actually a good guy... "Sarcasm sphere self-test complete." Oh and, "Two plus two is...ten. IN BASE FOUR I'M FINE!" And when you're threatened by deadly neurotoxin, "stop squirming and die like an adult, or [she is] going to delete your backup." Stay tuned next week for "Portal 2 - All GLaDOS Quotes (Singleplayer) + Want You Gone (w/Lyrics)"! :) LYRICS: This was a triumph I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead. But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake. And the Science gets done. And you make a neat gun. For the people who are still alive. I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincer right now. Even now you broke my heart and killed me. And tore me to pieces. And threw every piece into a fire. As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you! Now these points of data make a beautiful line. And we're out of beta. We're releasing on time. So I'm GLaD. I got burned. Think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive. Go ahead and leave me. I think I prefer to stay inside. Maybe you'll find someone else to help you. Maybe Black Mesa... THAT WAS A JOKE. HAHA. FAT CHANCE. Anyway, this cake is great. It's so delicious and moist. Look at me still talking when there's Science to do. When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you. I've experiments to run. There is research to be done. On the people who are still alive. And believe me I am still alive. I'm doing Science and I'm still alive. I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive. While you're dying I'll be still alive. And when you're dead I will be still alive. STILL ALIVE STILL ALIVE "Don't believe me? Here, I'll put you on: 'HELLOOO!' That's you! That's how dumb you sound. You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing. You're not smart. You're not a scientist. You're not a doctor. You're not even a full-time employee. Where did your life go so wrong?"