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They Catalogued Human DNA, Classification: Predator/Prey/Scavenger/Somehow All Three" | HFY Story

They Catalogued Human DNA—Classification: Predator, Prey, Scavenger… Somehow All Three | HFY When a xenobiology lab tries to file humans into neat boxes, everything breaks. Predator eyes, prey panic, scavenger stomachs—and the persistence to chase until the galaxy gets tired. Ambassador Arleen arrives with snacks, jokes, and a talent for turning first contact into friendship. In 24 hours, humans teach apex cubs to play tag, convince an AI to tell dad jokes, and launch a knitting circle that becomes… mandatory. This HFY story leans into science, culture clash, and the unsettling truth that humans don’t just fit categories—they rewrite them. Expect xenobiology detail, dark humor, and classic HFY beats: endurance hunting, domestication of wolves into dogs, fearless bonding across species, and the soft power of stories, food, and relentless curiosity. If you love Deathworld vibes, council-room chaos, and “humans are terrifyingly wholesome,” this one’s for you. Like, comment, and share if you want more Galactic Community arcs and apex-cub chronicles. Subscribe for weekly HFY premieres and worldbuilding deep dives. ✨ Keywords & Themes: Humanity is Special | HFY Sci-Fi Storytelling | Predator Cubs & Humans | HFY Classic | Reddit HFY Stories | Best Narrations | Sci-Fi Storytelling | HFY Universe | HFY Audiobook | Narrated Sci-Fi Tales | HFY Compilation | Best of Humanity in Space | Emotional HFY Short Story | Heartfelt Sci-Fi | Unique Humans | HFY Highlights | Best HFY Stories 2025 | Humanity’s Edge | Trust, Empathy & HFY | Human Connection | HFY Heartwarming Sci-Fi | Humans Shine | Humanity in Alien Worlds | HFY Narrative | Short HFY Sci-Fi Stories | Powerful Moments | HFY Sci-Fi Narration | Humans Among Stars | #HFY #ScienceFiction #FirstContact