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Stormtrooper VLOG #21: Look Sir, Droids – with TK‑42Greg

Meet TK‑42Greg — still stationed on Tatooine, still under-sunscreened, and still just trying to find two droids before dehydration, mutiny, or Jenkins’ ideas get them all court-martialed. The mission? Track the jettisoned escape pod from Leia’s ship. The result? Long walks, zero shade, and a lesson in how not to stop a Corellian freighter. This is not a precision strike. This is a 14-hour desert patrol with a thermal scanner that registers rocks as “suspicious.” It’s ration cubes shared with a dewback named Lunchbox. It’s trusting Zeta Squad to watch the Sandcrawler. Mistake. 🐫 This unauthorized Tatooine search log includes: ▪️ Greg’s emotional support dewback (Lunchbox, scales, good listener) ▪️ Felth’s awkward rebellion small talk (he means well) ▪️ Jenkins’ can-kicking patrol strategy ▪️ Watt’s scanner detecting “absolutely nothing” with enthusiasm ▪️ Imperial water breaks: two sips and a sunstroke ▪️ Greg’s fear of Lieutenant Drek’s “cold reassignment” ▪️ Sandcrawler handoff (plus one ominous Jawa stare) ▪️ Dewback snack time: cube-sharing with consequences ▪️ Final moment of reflection before the freighter launch ▪️ The line. “Look, sir — droids.” The ring. The failure. The legacy. Subscribe if you’ve ever marched past the thing you were supposed to find. Comment “I would’ve found them” if you also blame Zeta Squad. Helmet cam ON. TK‑42Greg… still reporting. 🎬 Created using AI tools (Veo 3, Flow) 📍 Location: Tatooine — Dune Sea, Sandcrawler Route 7, Dewback Ridge, Docking Bay 94 (minus one ship) 🧀 Artificial Cheese AI Built with Care. Be kind, please subscribe. → New Imperial field vlogs weekly. #StormtrooperVlogs #LookSirDroids #TK42Greg #HelmetCamChronicles #DewbackPatrol #TatooineSearchDetail #ArtificialCheese #StillReporting