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Ancient Aliens Were at the First Thanksgiving - SOUTH PARK

The boys learn some interesting things about the first Thanksgiving from the History Channel. "A History Channel Thanksgiving" S15 Subscribe to South Park:    / @southpark   Watch more South Park:    / southpark   About South Park: South Park is the Emmy and Peabody-award winning animated series co-created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone about four boys living in one screwed-up Colorado mountain town. Between local and global tragedies, as well as parental and celebrity interference, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and Kenny manage to have themselves a time. Watch full episodes of South Park: https://cart.mn/episodes Shop official South Park merch: https://cart.mn/shop Follow South Park: Instagram:   / southpark   Twitter:   / southpark   Facebook:   / southpark   #SouthPark #SouthParkS15 TITLE - An Animated full screen logo that is a parody of the History Channel logo. VOICE (O.S.) You're watching the History Channel. Where the truth, is HISTORY. Now different images of Thanksgiving start to fly through frame. It's a typical History Channel documentary. DIFFERENT VOICE (O.S.) A lot has been written about the first Thanksgiving between Pilgrims and Native Americans. But what REALLY happened at that first historic dinner? INT. CARTMAN'S HOUSE - DAY The four boys are sitting on the couch watching this on TV. Cartman is eating from a bag of Cheesy Poofs. CARTMAN Dude, see? I TOLD you. Who needs to read a bunch of stupid BOOKS when we've got History Channel? BACK TO THE TELEVISION- More images that we license - art and re-enactment photos of the first Thanksgiving. DIFFERENT VOICE We know the first Thanksgiving was in the fall of 1621, but new evidence suggests that that first exchanging of foods between Pilgrims and Native American... MAY HAVE BEEN VISITED BY ALIENS! A CREEPY ALIEN SOUND, and some flash frames of aliens. PROFESSOR In every journal entry we research from those early Pilgrims, not ONE entry mentions anything about aliens NOT being there. DIFFERENT VOICE And what about the FOOD? Does the appearance of stuffing at the first Thanksgiving table suggest a kind of alien technology? INT. CARTMAN'S HOUSE - DAY The boys watching on the couch. CARTMAN Ooooo-OOH! KYLE What...? This isn't HISTORY! STAN Dude, it is called History Channel. KENNY Yeah! ON THE SCREEN - A Professor is sitting down in his office being interviewed. PROFESSOR And if we look in ALL the journals and ALL the history books, there is no reference to 'stuffing' before 1621. So, where did it come from? Did it come from space? We just don't know. Now back to more images- NARRATOR Did Ancient Aliens shape the first Thanksgiving? A photo of Cape Cod from Space- NARRATOR Is it mere coincidence that Cape Cod, when viewed from SPACE, looks like an alien life form? The image overlays of an alien with a big dick. Video - Black and white of Pilgrims on a beach with glowing lights in the background. NARRATOR What exactly did the Pilgrims experience? How exactly did those beings from another world shape the dinner we celebrate every November? Then the picture of the turkey with the UFO. INT. CARTMAN'S HOUSE - DAY KYLE What? CARTMAN Kyle why are you being so grumpy? Are you on your period again? KYLE We are NOT basing research for our report on this CRAP! CARTMAN Okay, let's take a vote. (raising his hand) Who thinks the possibility of ancient aliens at Thanksgiving makes for an interesting history report? Stan and Kenny look at each other. Kenny raises his hand. Then Stan does too. KYLE Dude! CARTMAN Okay, and who wants to take a little Pamprin so their menstrual cramps stop bringing everyone down? Cartman starts to raise Kyle's arm for him. CARTMAN ...Kyle. KYLE Alright fine. Let's just get this stupid report over with.