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This Combat is Taking Forever -- Full Song (Funny Dungeons and Dragons Song)

🎧 Listen to the full song here: https://www.gamersongs.com/combat ℹ️Full Lyrics and Song Info Here: https://www.gamersongs.com/this-comba... ⏳🎲 This Combat is Taking Forever – Hilarious D&D Song (Official Lyric Video) 🎲⏳ Ever been trapped in a Dungeons & Dragons combat that drags on longer than a lich’s lifespan? “This Combat is Taking Forever” is the ultimate D&D parody song for every player and DM who’s suffered through hour-long rounds, endless rulebook checks, and a druid’s eight-wolf parade. If you’ve ever wanted to rage-quit a session because the action slowed to a crawl, this anthem is for you! Watch (and laugh) as our party battles not just goblins, but boredom, distractions, and the dreaded DM Rulebook Abyss. From the fighter scrolling memes to the bard cracking jokes, and the druid summoning a literal zoo, this song captures every hilarious frustration of a combat round that just won’t die. 🎵 Song Highlights: ✅ Verse 1: The DM’s lost in rulebooks, the party’s yawning, and the fight’s just getting started. ✅ Chorus: Each turn feels like an eternity—will this combat ever end? ✅ Verse 2: The fighter’s glued to his phone, the bard’s hamming it up, and goblins are running wild. ✅ Bridge: The cleric’s debating, the rogue’s dozing, and the player’s patience is fading fast! ✅ Verse 3: The druid drops Conjure Animals—eight wolves later, the table’s ready to riot. ✅ Verse 4: The rogue’s bored, the DM’s lost, and the party’s ready to summon a dragon just to end it all! Who’s this for? ✅ D&D players and Dungeon Masters who know the pain of endless combat rounds ✅ TTRPG fans who love parody, group chaos, and meme-worthy moments ✅ Anyone who’s ever begged their table to “just roll the damn dice!” Why you’ll love it: ✅ Relatable, laugh-out-loud lyrics packed with classic D&D frustrations ✅ The perfect song to share with your group after a marathon session ✅ Upbeat, catchy, and a must-listen for every tabletop gamer If you enjoyed this song, hit LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and share with your party! Drop your slowest, funniest, or most epic combat story in the comments—what’s the longest fight you’ve ever survived? ⏳🎲 Ready to speed up your next session? Play this song and let the dice (finally) roll! FULL LYRICS: (Verse 1) This fight’s been raging for a goddamn hour, My patience wilts like a trampled-up flower. The DM’s flipping through his dusty tomes, Looking up rules for a gnome’s throwing stones. He mumbles, he stumbles, he checks the fine print, While my half-elf yawns and nobody gets the hint. We’re stuck in this scrum, no end in plain sight, I’d rather fight Tiamat than fight through this night! (Chorus) This combat’s taking forever, I can’t stay awake, Each turn’s a damn eternity, for gods’ sake! From the DM’s rulebook to the druid’s zoo, Speed up this fight, or I’m walking out too! (Verse 2) The fighter’s distracted, his phone’s in his grip, Scrolling through memes while my hit points all dip. “Hey, dwarf, put it down!” I snarl through my teeth, But he’s liking some meme ‘bout a troll’s funeral wreath. The bard’s telling jokes, thinks he’s charming the room, While goblins keep swinging, spelling certain doom. This round’s like molasses, it’s sticky and slow, I’m begging for mercy, let’s end this damn show! (Chorus) This combat’s taking forever, I can’t stay awake, Each turn’s a damn eternity, for gods’ sake! From the DM’s rulebook to the druid’s zoo, Speed up this fight, or I’m walking out too! (Bridge) I’m trapped in this battle, my soul’s turning gray, Each turn takes an hour, we’re wasting the day. The cleric’s debating, the rogue’s half-asleep, I’m one bad roll from a rage that runs deep! (Verse 3) The druid’s the worst, oh, that smug elven prick, Cast Conjure Animals, now moves like a brick. Eight wolves on the board, he’s nudging each paw, While I’m dodging arrows and cursing the law. “Pick up the pace!” I yell, voice like a blade, But he’s naming each beast like it’s some grand parade. The clock’s ticking on, my sanity’s frayed, This combat’s a funeral for fun that we played. (Chorus) This combat’s taking forever, I can’t stay awake, Each turn’s a damn eternity, for gods’ sake! From the DM’s rulebook to the druid’s zoo, Speed up this fight, or I’m walking out too! (Verse 4) I’m done with this slog, my soul’s checking out, The rogue’s picking lint and I want to hit the lout. The DM’s still lost in his rulebook’s abyss, And the cleric’s debating which god to dismiss. I’d sell my own spellbook for one swift attack, To end this damned fight and get our game back. So roll your damn dice, let’s wrap up this strife, Or I’ll summon a dragon to burn down your life! (Chorus) This combat’s taking forever, I can’t stay awake, Each turn’s a damn eternity, for gods’ sake! From the DM’s rulebook to the druid’s zoo, Speed up this fight, or I’m walking out too!