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Second City Television 90 - Steve and Edie

Uploaded just for fun. Copyright belongs to the people behind SCTV. STEVE: I married you, you were young and now you're older, you were shy but now you're bolder, What was hot is now much colder! EYDIE: I married you, and every day has been a bad one, Don't think you're the only sad one, I'd take my own life--if I had one! TOGETHER: Dogface! You're just a slimy little creep! Why don't you take a flying leap, Before the dogcatcher puts you to sleep! EYDIE: Your breath's so bad, and your BO's quite offensive, Soap and water's not expensive, Hey, don't you be so defensive! STEVE: You make me puke, Like a gargoyle you're grotesque, dear! EYDIE: You're the bird-poo in my nest, dear! STEVE: Why don't we give it a rest, dear? STEVE: Dogface! EYDIE: Warthog! STEVE: Slug! TOGETHER: Hey look at it this way now! I wish that you would go and take a flying leap, Before the dogcatcher puts you to sleep! STEVE: Your life's a joke! EYDIE: Your creation was satanic, Truly evil-- STEVE: People panic Near you! EYDIE: You hosebag! STEVE: You're just a sleazy shrew! (scat singing) EYDIE: I could kill myself for letting You talk me into a wedding! STEVE: Yes, I know it's so upsetting! EYDIE: Why did I ever promise you my hand? STEVE: 'Cause it's all that I could stand! If I had the rest-- EYDIE: --You'd have the best! TOGETHER: I hate your guts, And you've made my life a nightmare, Thinking that I really might care, I do... God help me! Why do I STILL LOVE YOU!?