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HOA Said My Holiday Lights Were Tacky - So I Hired a Professional Crew for a Vegas-Level Display!

I thought it was just another chilly morning in early December when I saw the envelope. It wasn’t the type you’d expect for Christmas — no glitter, no warmth, just that same beige menace with “HOA” stamped on the corner like it was delivering a summons from the Underworld. I hadn’t even finished stringing up the icicle lights across the garage when I opened it, expecting the usual newsletter with passive-aggressive reminders about shrub lengths and “approved” mulch colors. But instead, it read like a cease-and-desist letter from a decorating dictatorship: “Your holiday display is in violation of Article 4, Section 3: Excessive Light Emission.” Excessive? I had exactly six strings of warm white LEDs, a single inflatable snowman, and a wreath. Not even a reindeer in sight. According to Karen, the HOA president with the personality of a lemon left in the sun, my lights were "blinding aircraft." I checked the power strip. Nothing had even flickered on yet. And that’s when I realized: this wasn’t about lights. This was about control.