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[YTP] Billy Mays snorts OxiClean

*NOTE* I'm aware that Youtube wiped out the comment section for a couple years now. The only motive would be because they think this video is too harmful to have comments about, well, white powder stuff and don't want anyone sharing ideas about it, so they nuked everything quietly. Every now and then I check on my email and read old comment receipts from many years ago, a glimmer on what was once here. I'll never forget all your laughter, applaud, hollering, and overwhelming constructive reviews you made from watching the work that earned me #1 Sentence Mixing rank on YouChew for August and September in 2015 ❤ Subtitles included for the butthurt: Hi, Billy Mays here. You need OxiClean Miracle Fo... Wow. Gotta see this. I love powder cocaine, don't you? Well let me show you the world's greatest crack guaranteed. Hi, Billy Mays here for leaky messy bottles... Introducing, the revolutionary new OxiCrack Drug Ball, from the makers of OxiClean. Watch this. When you get the OxiCrack Drug Ball, it'll look like the OxiClean Detergent Ball, so you never go to jail for ownership of illegal drugs. Then simply use the Quick Chop to make it into a fine powder. Then simply show me the money. Wow that's what I call clean... Wow that's what I call cocaine. You see, ordinary crack suck. They skip across your life leaving streaks and smears. But with OxiClean, you'll never have a problem getting high. Even my family loves it, so does my dog. You can even grade Oxiclean with the Grater Plater, and top your favorite foods with crack, perfect for any party. All these, and so much more. Do you have a drawer full of shit but you don't know why you have a drawer full of shit? Then stop being a whore and go back to your mother's basement and go fuck yourself with the Hercules Hook, you motherfucker-- I know what you're thinking, what if the cops track you down? Well, if you're having problems with making a plan B, then you're basically fucked, but, you can mix it up in a solution, and now you can kill yourself by consumption of concentrated overdose. You can even use crack as laundry detergent, it gives you that stoned crackhead look. The secret's the 10,000 mile high, that allows you to become over two-trillion times more shit hammered than krokodil. Amazing! Add a cap full of crack to your toilet, and watch its incredible harsh fumes get you crazy high instantly, without any hands. Use it all around the litter box, and watch your cat go fucking apeshit in an instant. That's right, it's so awesome, even your kids can do cocaine! But hang on, what if you're on the road? Watch this. Using OxiClean and driving is safe, and in some states, it's legal, because I'm Billy Mays and I can do anything, bitch. We've shown you some amazing demonstrations, but just to make it clear, it's important to understand, that with OxiCrack, you'll finally be saying... Afroman - Because I Got High There's nothing you can't do with OxiCrack. Call now and we'll send you two powerful OxiCrack Drug Balls for only $19.99, but through this exclusive TV over, we'll triple the offer, and send you six sticks of Billy Mays moldy rotten shit, just pay separate shipping and handling. But call right now, and we'll upgrade you to the Extenze Super Pack. The only pills that allows you to easily get stoned ("stumpted" also works) and get hooked all at the same time. But to make this the best deal on TV, you get all this for free, because nothing's more important than getting high. So you get all this, a huge value for free. Discover for yourself the easiest powder cocaine ever. So treat your life to the power and protection of OxiCrack forever! Here's how to order. Also for whenever Billy says "drug", I take one of the 'dr' phonemes and the 'ugs' from "plugs" in the Jupiter Jack commercial.