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⚠️ CONTENT WARNING This archive contains: The 13th Black Crusade, violations of orbital traffic regulations, daemonic intimidation tactics, weaponized checklists, password strength requirements as a siege defense, and the systematic defeat of the Warmaster of Chaos through Regulation 447-B (Improper Lighting). In the grim darkness of the far future, Erasmus Krek—an Imperial permit inspector whose soul had been replaced by a rulebook—was the only thing standing between the Cadian Gate and Abaddon's 13th Black Crusade. But the Warmaster, chosen of the Dark Gods, had failed to file Form 77-B for fleet arrival. This is the story of how the greatest threat to the Imperium was delayed not by guns, not by faith, but by a man who physically could not process a ship without the proper documentation. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 📋 IN THIS ARCHIVE: Discover how Erasmus Krek, a man who once denied an Ultramarine vessel for excessive gold trim, applied the same rigid logic to the eight hundred warships of the Black Legion. When Abaddon demanded passage, Krek demanded paperwork. In triplicate. Learn why a Chaos Sorcerer's psychic assault got lost in a recursive loop of bureaucratic procedures, and why an Iron Warrior Warsmith was defeated by a password strength requirement. Uncover the reason Abaddon the Despoiler now has a Department of Administrative Compliance, and why Traitor Legionnaires have nightmares about "Item 447: Proof of insurance for all vessel modifications..." This is the Warhammer 40k legend the Administratum filed under "Apocalyptic Prevention Through Proper Documentation." This is what happens when the Arch-Enemy meets middle management. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Enjoying these recently unearthed archives? Ensure you are subscribed for regular updates:    / @theimperiumhistoritor   ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ The Emperor Protects. Erasmus Krek Processes. The 13th Black Crusade waited for ten thousand years. The paperwork will be pending for a million more. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ This is an unofficial fan work and is not endorsed by Games Workshop. All rights to Warhammer 40,000 are owned by Games Workshop. #warhammer40k #warhammer40000 #40klore #abaddonthedespoiler #chaosspacemarines #blackcrusade