MTG Commander Gameplay | April Fools Stream (NOT CEDH) | Wowzer | Mr. House | Ziatora | Every Gideon скачать в хорошем качестве

MTG Commander Gameplay | April Fools Stream (NOT CEDH) | Wowzer | Mr. House | Ziatora | Every Gideon

CD Tournaments hosts the most insane, cutthroat, and completely unhinged cEDH tournament ever witnessed! Four of the worst players to grace the format have gathered behind the dumpster outside Matt's Burgers in Minneapolis to battle for the $10,000 grand prize, which may or may not actually be 10,000 copies of Colossal Dreadmaw... THE COMPETITORS: Spoiled Beef - A man whose deck is 50% mana rocks, 50% jank, and 100% spite. Runs Blood Moon in every deck, even when it's not good. Everyone fears his turn-one Collector Ouphe. Has flipped no less than 69,420 tables, even when he wins. Tarren A$$ - This absolute dolt runs only one win condition, and it's in his illegal sideboard. The rest of his deck? Pure draft chaff and psychological warfare. Once won a tournament with a "Draft Chaff Special" and a single tapped Swamp, stapled to his forehead. FoggyVisor - No one actually knows what's in his deck. He shuffles for an hour straight, draws a card, then stares into the void. Every game goes past time. He won a game once by accident and still doesn't know how. Carries a binder of obscure house rules and will likely read them aloud. BrokenCuppaDirt - The budget brewer from hell. Somehow running a $6 cEDH deck in a [alleged] $10,000 tournament and miraculously still among the finalists. Every card is proxied on used greasy napkins from Matt's, yet he can still consistently assemble infinite mana by turn three. Once convinced a table to counter their own spells for the "greater good". The rules? THERE ARE NONE. Mulligans are taken by vibes. Threat assessment is forbidden. If you get eliminated, you are pushed into oncoming traffic. The stakes? Not only are the 10,000 copies of Colossal Dreadmaw on the line, but the winner also gets exclusive rights to ban one card for a week at their local LGS. Then maybe those pathetic Timmys will finally learn their place. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be the true ruler of degeneracy? And will the tournament organizer finally admit this video description is pure hogwash? Do people really even read video descriptions? Like, seriously. But anyway, prepare for the most absurd showdown in CEDH history!!! CEDH! CEDH! CEDH!!! Also, hit those Like & Subscribe buttons, I guess.