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It Hurts SO GOOD

Thanks to Andy Mungo for filming me at my weakest and exploiting me for his own personal gain.    / andymungosings   This one time in elementary school I remember Andrew Medeiros and Jacob Henley were arguing with each other in the sandbox right next to the monkey bar structure shaped like the planet Saturn tilted roughly 30 degrees on its axis. I forget what they were arguing about but Jacob was all up in Andrew's face and Andrew kept saying, "You want me to make you cry? You want me to make you cry?" And Jacob kept saying "Do it, then do it" as he spread his arms out wide taunting Andrew to try. Well, try he did. I remember Andrew pulling his leg back and sending it forward with the force of a thousand suns crashing into the moons of Olympus right up between Jacob's legs. I've never seen anyone crumble so quickly. And Andrew definitely delivered on his promise as Jacob was simultaneously clutching his crotch with both hands, face down ingesting a mouthful of sand, bawling his eyes out in between short breaths that made it sound like he was drowning. I didn't understand it at the time. Did Andrew really kick THAT hard? How did he bring down Jacob who was a sturdy, strong boy and draw out tears so quickly? Three days later, I was swinging on the metal planet Saturn monkey bars when I swung just a little too far and squished my little pee pee between the bar and my thigh and it was then that I understood. I would have never wished this upon anyone. It felt like my stomach and intenstines were being gently massaged by a gorilla confusing them with a banana that had "SQUISH ME" written on it in gorilla language with its gorilla feet wearing soft, silk gloves covered with rhinestones except the silk was jalapeno infused sandpaper and the rhinestones were razor blades. Poor Jacob. He was probably never able to have children.