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[NM] Shattered Halls (ProtPaladin) - short story of red bipeds purge

Behold: the scientifically questionable expedition into a corridor full of very angry red bipeds. The first packs were handled exactly like the last one—by piling everything into a vaguely acceptable heap and summoning a localized indoor blizzard, because architecture is merely a suggestion. A door then bravely opposed us. Lacking keys, lockpicks, or basic patience, we heroically chose the sewage route, where a colony of suspicious green bubbles (clearly distant cousins of bubble tea) awaited judgment. The first orc guardian, an enthusiastic fan of demonic magic, refused our extremely reasonable offer to “chat about it” despite us bringing our own Warlock for peer review. Rude. Corridors repeated themselves (possibly out of boredom) until a two-headed ogre decided our priest looked punchable. Tragically, both heads failed to identify the actual problem: me. A few rogues attempted mild inconvenience, but we reached the final arena—a charming metal grill floor, possibly underfloor heating, possibly a death trap. Either way, the red orc inside was judged accordingly. We then double-checked they were indeed enemies of the Horde (they were), looted whatever wasn’t nailed down, and left with the overwhelming feeling that everything had gone exactly according to a plan we absolutely did not follow.