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When an alien fleet makes the worst possible mistake… Earth responds. A highly advanced extraterrestrial empire accidentally targets a harmless Earth-affiliated vessel. One word echoes from the wreckage: "EARTH." That single word spirals the galaxy into panic, awakening ancient warnings and forbidden protocols buried for millennia. What follows is a chaotic unraveling of diplomacy, dread, and digital absurdity—courtesy of the internet. 👨‍🚀💻 From accidental memes as weapons to an unemployed Earthling named Gregor hijacking a galactic fleet via a toothbrush, this is a story of how human absurdity, chaos, and complete lack of shame became the ultimate form of dominance. Welcome to the only species that weaponized culture instead of lasers. This… is HFY at its peak. 🧬 Characters Featuring in This Story: 🛡️ Glöb F’thurbinax – Supreme Over-Commander of the 9th Celestial Fleet. Tall, imposing, deep purple-skinned, and four-eyed. Known for pressing buttons he really shouldn't. Currently suffering from a career-defining regret spiral. 🐾 Nörrick – Jittery fur-covered second-in-command with a gift for internal screaming. Highly anxious, moderately competent, deeply afraid of Earth. 👁️ Clerndle – The ship’s historian with seven eyes and a mind full of classified horrors. Speaks with the gravity of someone who’s seen too much Earth footage. 💧 Porr – A gelatinous communications officer who trembles a lot and recently started a religion to postpone Mondays. Surprisingly insightful. 🧠 Professor Borbulhão Zinth – The eccentric Earthologist. Wild hair, orbiting eyebrows, and seven overworked brains. Lives for chaos. Wears a shirt that says “I love Chaos (But Respectfully).” 🛋️ Gregor – An average human. Wears socks with sandals. Eats pickles straight from the jar. Accidentally conquers an empire while trying to fix his Wi-Fi. Might be the most powerful being in the universe through vibes alone. 🧠 Keywords & SEO: HFY sci-fi, humans are space orcs, funny alien encounter, aliens afraid of humans, galactic comedy, science fiction humor, humans are weird, space satire, HFY story, humanity vs aliens, meme warfare, AI humor, sci-fi narration, space empire downfall, humans dominate galaxy by accident, Gregor rules the stars, meme culture in space, alien first contact gone wrong, galactic horror comedy