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Pokémon Sleep - I Shall Call You Legion - Greengrass Isle

Tonight, deep in the tent where the yellow walls glow like a microwaved marshmallow, I find myself staring at a poster of one of the greatest metal boys ever assembled: Legion. Yes — that Legion. The walking motherboard from Mass Effect 2. The guy who shows up like, “Hello, Commander. We are many. Also please ignore the hole in my chest. Ventilation upgrade.” Now look, I know I shouldn’t break the fourth wall again. Professor Oak told me last time that it “confuses the children.” But let’s be honest — the only thing confusing here is why Spiritomb and Legion aren’t cousins. Because let me spell it out for you: Spiritomb = 108 souls trapped inside a rock. Legion = 1,183 Geth programs stuffed inside one robot suit. Tell me that’s NOT the same energy. One is a haunted grapefruit with trust issues. The other is a cybernetic choir in a trench coat. Both of them wake up every morning and choose “collective consciousness” like it’s a Pokémon Sleep bonus skill. And so here I am, lantern lit, Christmas lights blinking like a discount nightclub, staring at this poor stone that's glowing pink like it’s auditioning for a magical girl anime transformation — waiting for the right Spiritomb to appear. Not just any Spiritomb. Not the “oops I spawned in the wrong area” kind. I’m hunting for the perfect Spiritomb. The one who feels like he could lean over and say, “Keelah se’lai… but make it spooky.” A Spiritomb worthy of the nickname… LEGION. I’m imagining it already — 108 souls inside that orb swirling like they’re arguing over whose turn it is to drive. All whispering in unison: “We are Spiritomb.” Exactly like Legion, except with fewer cables and more aggressive eyebrows. So until I find him, I’ll stay here in the tent — Pointing at my poster, yelling at the universe, and trying to convince a rock to glow harder. Wish me luck. The hunt for Spiritomb: Legion Edition continues. — Quallah Breaker of Walls, Seeker of Souls, Certified Team Rocket Suit Enthusiast