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Breaking News: 195 NEW STRAINS IN 2021

In this breaking news report, I’ll take you through all the latest new virus strains that are set to hit our shores in 2021. There’s the new Antarctic strain; The Scottish variant that was found in a food shipment to Edinburgh Castle; The deadly Japanese sushi strain; A dropbear strain found only in Australia; The killer Canadian syrup variant that had forced Canada to ban the sale, importation and purchase of all sweet syrups effective immediately; The deadly New Zealand sheep strain that is even more deadly than the Canadian syrup strain where all New Zealand residents will not be allowed to get within 100 metres of any breed of sheep or goat; Actually, by the end of 2021, 195 new strains of virus will have been discovered across multiple countries, each more deadly than the next. Residents will be asked to return home immediately and barricade themselves inside. Worldwide bans will be put in place forbidding all people from travelling outside their homes. Masks will need to be worn at all times within the home with security cameras being installed to ensure compliance. Hand sanitiser will have to be used before, during and after all meals and toilet breaks, as well as when touching or interacting with any other object. Physical contact with other people will be strictly forbidden. The only approved activity outside of eating, sleeping and toileting will be internet usage in order for people to keep informed of the latest news headlines. There are reports that by 25 December 2021, a deadly digital variant of the virus will have been discovered that can be passed onto humans through any digital device. Consequently, these devices will be strictly outlawed. The internet will also need to be switched off to prevent the spread of dangerous disinformation and digital viral transmission. Greats Deals and Sales on eBay ▶ https://ebay.us/OW9tBB BREAKING NEWS GENERATOR https://breakyourownnews.com/ MUSIC RIGHTS News Theme by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... Artist: http://incompetech.com/ News Theme 2 by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... Artist: http://audionautix.com/ #comedy #parody #satire