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Eminem - My Name Is Parody "The Marijuana Song" (Lyrics)

Hey guys, tell us what you think. This is called - for want of a better name - The Marijuana Song, so please rate, comment and subscribe if you enjoy. Oh and one more thing... LEGALISE IT! LYRICS: Old toby the finest weed in the south farthing Hi kids do you like cannibas? (Yeah Yeah yeah) You wanna see me pack a fat bowl and then smoke out of it? Wanna copy me and be a serious pot head? Say things like dank, skunk, buda, roach, reefer or nugget My brain said wait (Just a minute) I can't think another thought This shits all clogged up with Tetrahydrocannabinol then johnny D says hey dave I'm pretty hungry Well then lets eat! I don't feel like walking man wanna carry me? Well since age four I couldn't really feel my legs Because I smoked a fat joint with you every night before I went to bed got real stoned and started listening to Criss Cross (Jump!) Felt really weird kind of like I had some nip on's (Is it cold in here?) I smoke a fat pound of grass and enlarge my ass with some nacho's and burritos But I got a taco bell really fast come here baby you look really good right now Uh John? Wait a minute your talking to my door bell. Verse 2 My english teacher wanted to smoke me up in junior high (Shakespeare) only problem is, I was already pretty fucking high I took a shot of vodka with a chaser Made a bong out of an eraser asked my teacher to spread her legs so I could taste her Walked into the strip club, I was pretty fucked up Started splashing around in peoples drinks like a little bear cub Extraterrestrial packing a bowl while they're saying We ain't got this shit on mars you know? (Woah) 99% of my life I've been baked At my wedding I said "Hey fuck this shit" and ran straight for the cake I told my wife our kids were gonna be junkies Riding around in a volkswagen and playing Kum Ba Yah like a bunch of hippies You know you're really stoned when you can't feel your hands (Where are my hands!?!) Run around trying to figure out the meaning of your toe nails man (Toe Cuffers!) I went to white castle and asked for a happy meal Waitress said "We don't serve those here" I said "Dude whats the deal!" Verse 3 Stop the tape! I need to go roll a J! Hey Dave you got an extra nugget I could maybe take?? (I already smoked it) I don't wanna come down, it's too fun to be high Nah! I wanna get baked everyday For the rest of my life! Mayo or Relish? I can barely decide Lets put it on some cookies! Yeah man, High Five! All my life I was either baked or fried I don't really have sex, because I fall asleep when I try (Not again) I get ripped like the incredible hulk I trip when I walk and my eyes are always either half shut or blood shot When I was little I used to get baked and run into the wall My parents took a hit put down the bong and said (Awwwwww) I lie awake and prop my bong against the wall tell my friend dave to light that son of a bitch from 12 feet down the hall (Void it!) I Get high and glad and by the way, when you find my dad, tell him I'll see him in a little while when I get out of rehab. eminem my name is parody marijuana ganja funny comedy legalise it