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I'm Currently On Jury Duty | Standup Comedy | Gastor Almonte

Standup Comedy from ​⁠‪@GastorAlmonte‬ live from the Gutter. Love comedy? Cracked Comedy Club is bringing you the best standup comedians you should know (like Gastor Almonte), before they go viral on TikTok, Kill Tony, or for a street interview in Nashville. All live from New York City. For more information, follow us on Instagram @crackedcomedyclub SIGN UP FOR OUR NEWSLETTER: https://cracked.beehiiv.com/?utm_sour... 00:00 Does anyone here work in the judicial system? 00:12 I am currently on jury duty 00:16 I'm not supposed to talk about it 00:26 I was so honest with the judge 00:44 They ask you questions to filter you out 01:08 We meet Monday through Friday 01:24 Ladies and gentlemen 01:36 This dude is on trial for murder 01:49 He's wild guilty 02:03 I gave this guy a free weekend 02:14 It was so bad the jury couldn't hide it 02:43 I turned 40 02:53 Birthdays after 40 03:18 Noticing the passage of time 03:33 My niece is 4 03:53 My wife asked what's wrong 04:14 My son overheard the convo 04:46 Found out I was diabetic 04:54 I drank 3 half gallons of orange juice 05:07 The last coherent statement I made 05:37 At the hospital 05:49 Young doctor 06:22 I eat oatmeal now 06:39 Nobody likes oatmeal 06:53 Oatmeal is a means to an end 07:03 Oatmeal is made for 2 people 07:22 I'm not a fan of oatmeal 07:44 All the oatmeal eaters wanna tell me 08:12 You don't like oatmeal you like toppings 08:32 Oatmeal people 08:43 Who likes oatmeal 08:59 Picture yourself eating oatmeal 09:23 You're by yourself 09:44 Every major breakfast food 10:03 Make better decisions #standupcomedy #comedy #livecomedy