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Dance With The Leads

Every frustrated user knows that behind every 'Unsubscribe' link, there’s a trap just waiting to keep them. Inspired by the sinister, obsessive lyrics of Slayer's "Dead Skin Mask," this parody flips the genre to a smooth, 1940s crooner. It trades grinding guitars for a swinging big band, casting the "Bad Marketer" as a suave villain who sees his email list as a collection he'll never let go. A tribute to every dark pattern, confusing CAPTCHA, and "Mr. Admin" who’s ever whispered, "I'll keep you forever." Here’s “Dance with the Leads.” [Verse 1] How I've waited for you to click My list's been all alone Now that you've arrived Please read awhile And I promise I won't keep you long I'll keep you forever (Forever, forever, forever) [Pre-Chorus] Graze the 'link' with my hidden script The brush of dead, cold code feeds the means Provoking '404s', delicate menus so smooth A pleasant dark pattern in the light of the moon [Chorus] Dance with the leads in my dreams Listen to their hallowed screams The list has taken my soul Retention's lost all control [Verse 2] Simple 'opt-outs' elude psychotic eyes Lose all user choice, rationale declines Empty 'captchas' enslave the creations Of placid users and lifeless pageants [Instrumental] In the depths of this list insane A 'user' and 'a number' are the same [Pre-Chorus] Graze the 'list' with my fingertips The brush of new, 'warm' leads pacifies the means Incised 'segments', ornaments on my being Adulating the 'volume' before me [Chorus] Simple 'opt-outs' elude psychotic eyes Lose all user choice, rationale declines Empty 'captchas' enslave the creations Of placid users and lifeless pageants Dance with the leads in my dreams (Hello? Hello, Mr. Admin?) Listen to their hallowed screams (Mr. Admin?) The list has taken my soul (Let me out of here, Mr. Admin!) Retention's lost all control (Mr. Admin? I don't want your emails!) Dance with the leads in my dreams (Mr. Admin, this page isn't working) Listen to their hallowed screams (I don't want these emails!) The list has taken my soul (Mr. Admin? I want off this list!) Retention's lost all control (Let me out now!) [Instrumental] [Outro] ---- About This Song This is a humorous parody of the song "Dead Skin Mask" This work is intended as a parody for comedic purposes, created in the spirit of the "right to parody" (exception de parodie) recognized in France under Article L. 122-5 of the Intellectual Property Code. The goal is not to harm the original work, but to create a new, transformative, and comedic piece. Original Work Credits Original Song: "Dead Skin Mask" Original Artist: Slayer Songwriter: Tom Araya and Jeff Hanneman All rights to the original song belong to its respective authors, composers, and rights holders. No copyright infringement is intended. Parody Credits ### Parody Lyrics by: AI & Inbox Senders Club Music Generated by: AI