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Woman cant Cook. (Memphis Blues)

Step into the kitchen chaos of “Woman Can’t Cook”, a fast-paced Memphis blues shuffle with tongue-in-cheek storytelling! 🎸🥁 Featuring: Crunchy, playful slide guitar riffs Honky-tonk piano call-and-response Walking bass and snappy shuffle drums Exaggerated, humorous southern/blues vocals delivering every punchline Follow our hapless hero through kitchen disasters, burnt toast, and spilled coffee — all with lively barroom energy and classic blues-rock vibe. A perfect mix of comic storytelling, musical groove, and foot-stomping fun. Perfect for fans of playful blues-rock, barroom shuffles, and tongue-in-cheek humor. Lyrics - Woman cant Cook. Woke up this mornin’, smelled smoke in the air, Opened the kitchen, nearly didn’t dare. Coffee on the ceiling, eggs on the floor, I said, “Baby, please, let’s just order takeout one time more.” Woman can’t cook, Lord knows it’s true, But I love her anyway, what else can I do? She’ll burn the bacon, set the biscuits ablaze, Woman can’t cook, but she brightens my days. Tried to make pancakes, ended up with glue, Fried chicken disaster, barbecue stew. I laugh, I cry, can’t get mad for long, ‘Cause her smile makes my whole day feel like a song. Woman can’t cook, Lord knows it’s true, But I love her anyway, what else can I do? She’ll burn the bacon, set the biscuits ablaze, Woman can’t cook, but she brightens my days. Woman can’t cook, Lord knows it’s true, Still she’s the sweetest thing I ever knew. Burnt toast and smoke, I’ll still stay near, ‘Cause her love in the house is all I need here.