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The Alien Saw the Human Chewing Her Own Armor Plating, They Immediately Called the Medic | HFY Story

The Alien Saw the Human Chewing Her Own Armor Plating, They Immediately Called the Medic | HFY Story On a quiet Velthrani medical frigate, a routine supply run turns into a full-blown crisis when the human security officer, Lieutenant Marylyn, starts casually snacking on her own “indestructible” death-metal armor. The med staff panic, the AI has an existential crisis, and the captain has to explain to Command why their human is apparently immune to lethal warship plating. Things only get worse when a legendary Skorrith assassin boards a stranded ambassador’s shuttle… and Marylyn, unarmored and hungry, responds to the attack by doing the one thing no combat manual ever considered: she bites back. What follows is peak HFY chaos: A human who treats poison, armor, sacred artifacts, and assassins like snacks A terrified galaxy trying to medically explain why she’s still alive An elite predator forced, by ancient law, to become her eternally devoted bodyguard “Steve” Diplomats traumatized, AIs updating emergency subroutines, and assassins asking how to recruit “The Devourer” If you love Humanity-F***-Yeah stories, overpowered but clueless humans, terrified aliens, and comedy sci-fi where biology, culture, and tactics all scream “this should not be possible,” this story is for you. Hit play, dive into the nebula, and find out why one hungry human just became the most valuable—and most feared—asset in assassin history. Like the story? Subscribe for more HFY sci-fi, humans-are-terrifying tales, and cinematic alien reactions. Drop a comment with your favorite moment and what you want to see Marylyn and Steve do next. #HFY #SciFiStory #HumansAreScary