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Production Blues – Dedicated to my Colleagues

Ever smashed that "Deploy" button on a Friday night and immediately regretted it? This one is for you. 🍻🎸 Inspired by the gritty, slow-burning blues of AC/DC’s "The Jack," We (Suno & I) wrote this song for my fellow developers, DevOps engineers, and QA heroes who have spent their weekends chasing logs and patching hotfixes. We’ve all been there: staging was green, but production had other plans. This song is dedicated to my colleagues—the ones who stay on Slack until 4 AM with me when the stack goes cold. "It worked on my machine." – Famous last words. 🎵 Style: Slow Blues Rock 🎵 Vibe: Sarcastic, Gritty, Late-night Debugging 🎵 Theme: IT Life / Production Failures Lyrics [Verse 1] Yeah, it ran real sweet in the test all day... Green checks lined up... all the way. QA said: "Ship it! Looks tight!" So we smashed deploy... on a Friday night. Clock hit twelve, we pushed that fuse... Now the whole damn prod... just blew a fuse! [Chorus] I got those... Production Blues. Midnight deploy with nothing to lose. Clean in staging, now we’re screwed! Yeah, we’re knee-deep... in Production Blues. [Verse 2] Slack’s on fire, phones light up... Boss yelling: "Who messed this up?!" Logs scroll fast like a runaway train... CPU spiking... through the brain. Someone said: "It worked for you?" Yeah... on my box... it always do! [Chorus] Got those... Production Blues. Hotfix brewing like bad homebrew. Green build Friday, Sunday we’re bruised... Living hard... in Production Blues. Rollback button... glowing red. Three black coffees, no more head. Just a tiny tweak, that’s what I sold... Now the whole stack’s... going cold! [Verse 3] Sun comes up, eyes bloodshot... Patching holes in a live hot spot. We duct-tape code and pray it sticks... Talking big while pushing quick fixes. By noon it’s calm, but we all know the news... Next release... brings fresh blues. We got those... Production Blues! Deploying fast and paying dues. If it ain’t broke, we’ll break it too... That’s how we roll... with Production Blues. Yeah... we're screwed... Production blues...