"Blank Check" - (Taylor Swift) DLC PARODY - Jonny Nitpick скачать в хорошем качестве

"Blank Check" - (Taylor Swift) DLC PARODY - Jonny Nitpick

Video game DLC seems as if its gotten to a boiling point lately. I had been wanting to make a video talking about this heated topic for a while now, and this is the way I chose to express my opinions! Lyrics: -------------- (Verse 1) Welcome, to the World of greed We can show you incredible things Everything you’ll ever need Just name it cause we’ve got Expansions, toys and guns, Content to enhance the fun, Gaming’s so great, if you pay New boots, armor that shines, Open your wallet we’ll proceed Extra costumes, bundled lies It’s all about the DLC So hey now, that you’re pinned I’m dying to see how far you’ll bend A fee to play with all your friends Season Pass costs less than dinner on the weekend… (Chorus 1) Robbing customers forever, Watch as gaming goes down in flames. You can tell it’s almost over, Season passes ripe to claim. Got a long list of excuses, Won’t own up to the blame Don’t care that we’re this lazy Cause you’ll play the game Cause we’re rich and we’re greedy 60 dollars just won’t do. Making games isn’t easy There’s nothing owed to you Got a long list of excuses Won’t own up to the blame Give us a blank check then maybe We’ll complete a game. (Verse 2) Hope your money’s in your hand We can show you incredible things Magic worlds and distant lands There’s just one thing that we’re asking Extra Content, for everyone Make you come back And play for months But the worst is yet to come Oh yes (Oh no) There it, all is, in the store Please don’t tell us that you got burned This is what business is for. Every company takes their turn. Oh my god, what is this? All this content, not on the disc! But you’ll come back, you know you need Custom horse armor for your favorite steed. (Chorus 2) Robbing customers forever, Watch as gaming goes down in flames. You can tell it’s almost over, Season passes ripe to claim. Got a long list of excuses, Won’t own up to the blame Don’t care that we’re this lazy Cause you’ll play the game Cause we’re rich and we’re greedy 60 dollars just won’t do. Making games isn’t easy There’s nothing owed to you Got a long list of excuses Won’t own up to the blame Give us a blank check then maybe We’ll complete a game. (Bridge) Let’s lock all the content right on the disc Making unsuspecting gamers pay for it Let’s lock all the content right on the disc Making unsuspecting gamers pay for it (Chorus 3) Robbing customers forever, Watch as gaming goes down in flames. You can tell it’s almost over, Season passes ripe to claim. Got a long list of excuses, Won’t own up to the blame Don’t care that we’re this lazy Cause you’ll play the game Cause we’re rich and we’re greedy 60 dollars just won’t do. Making games isn’t easy There’s nothing owed to you Got a long list of excuses Won’t own up to the blame Give us a blank check then maybe We’ll complete a game. ------------------- Special Thanks to Katy for her amazing help during this video and Airjet1625 for creating the karaoke cover of “Blank Space” which was used in this video (and of course Taylor Swift for her song). Katy: https://www.facebook.com/katyannespho... Airjet1625:    / Канал   Mario Party 10 Review:    • Mario Party 10: We DESERVE Better - Jonny ...   Legend of Zelda A Capella:    • The Legend of Zelda SOUNDSCAPE (NES) - Jon...   Add me on Wii U: YummyBacon Twitter:   / jonnynitpick   Facebook:   / jonnynitpick   Check out my secondary channel, "Nitpick+":    / @nitpick1791   Be sure to leave any comments or suggestions below. I need feedback, and would love to talk to you!